CALLING ALL YE ANON

Anon has to be a lot moar organized

Anon can't be anyone's personal army. It's not even an army. More like a rabble that doesn't know when to fight. Raid threads are killed by general tomfaggotry by niggers or NYPA from lazy shitheads and site infiltrators who know how to defend themselves from us.

We need to unyte.
We need to fyte.
We need lulz.

Stick to the topic at hand.
Don't distract anon.
Don't sidetrack anon.
Remember the rules of the internet.
Respect your fellow anon.
No namefags allowed.

Think of targets now, look to mortal enemies but don't forget about some forums we can raid for a lil' snack between meals.

FOX News is relatively untraumatized, we could look into that. I was thinking about destroying the G4TV forums, mmm, they look so supple.

ATTENTION ANONYMOUS.
BASED ON A TIP FROM THE INCREDIBLY RELIABLE FOX NEWS CHANNEL, I HAVE MANAGED TO HACK MY WAY INTO YOUR PUNY, PATHETIC LITTLE FORUM THINGY!
NOW THAT I HAVE CAUGHT YOU CONSPIRING AGAINST AN INNOCENT CORPORATION RUN BY RELIABLE NOSTRADICKS LIKE MYSELF, I SHALL USE MY UBERLEET POWERS OF DARKNESS TO PERSONALLY FIND AND MOLEST EVERY EMBODIMENT OF ANONYMOUS UNTIL DEATH.
SINCE I AM THE LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD AND THE ONLY HEIR TO MY DAD, SATAN'S, EMPIRE OF DARKNESS (DESPITE THE RAPINGS OF MILLIONS OF SOULS BY HIS FIENDISH PENIS), I HOLD ALL THE FUCKING CARDS, BITCHES!
SAY YOUR PRAYERS! THEY WILL NEVER HELP YOU! YOU'RE DAMNED TO HELL ANYWAY, BECAUSE JESUS KNOWS WHEN YOU LOOK AT ILLUSTRATED PORN, AND YOU ARE ALL DOOMED! DOOMED, I SAY! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*hack**wheeze*
murrerfugchergiddishdamawmundouddamafroath...
*cough* YOU ARE ALL DOOMED! DEEP SHIT RISES AROU-ch-chhhhock *rasp* FUCKIN...*choke*





*cough*

I'll be back, you little turds.