regilios charty

Hey Im plan on doing chrch charity for poor disabled peoopl if u wabnt to donate u ned to contack my aim id whsh is mahzorimipod... if u do that than i well be happi

noe.

You know how when you get wood while sitting on the toilet so you grab the shampoo and rub it on your dick and then get shampoo and cum and piss all over the toilet and you have to clean it off the floor and the toilet then you have to get water from the sink and soak your penis in it to get the soap and shit off and then you have to dry it off but you left your towel in the other room and there are guests at the house so you run over to your room as fast as you can and your guests are in there and they think you're a rapist and they leave and call the cops... That's basically what this thread makes me feel like

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...happens all the time

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Shampoop?  Pisscum?  Dickrap?  Rapenter?  Copshit?