dealing with bitchy teachers

how do i go about dealing with these fucks w/o getting me into a lot of trouble?

i seriously want to get back at these creatures.

1) i have this annoying ass teacher that fucking talks ENGRISH and COMPLAINS at other students for not speaking english correctly AND 90% of the time you will be IGNORED if you ask him a question. NO THEY ARE NOT STUPID QUESTIONS, HE WILL JUST FUCKING IGNORE YOU.

2) another teacher seems to like pissing the shit out of me by asking me questions every 2-5 minutes.

FUCK.

i'll be waiting for your responses.

CHOOSE THE JEWS

>>3
yeah the jews will probably be good enough

>>4
CHOOSE THEM

>>1
>>2

Do a barrel roll.

JEWS FUCKING SUCK
HAIL HITLER!!!! HAIL HITLER!!!! YOU JEWS KILLED JESUS AND BLAMED THE ROMANS YOU USELESS GREEDY FUCKS. NOW YOUR ALL GETTING RAPED BY THE PALESTEINIENS LOLOLOL HA

ask your teachers if they liek mudkipz, if they dont know what your talknig about tell them to go divide by zero and storm out of the classroom

graduate?

>>1-9

VIP quality

Mix one normal bottle of toilet cleaner with bleach in the staff toilets. The next time someone pisses in it it'll create a fair amount of chlorine gas.

you should duckroll them cause i dont wanna be a bus driver all my life

for the engrish one get 2 pieces of wood and tie them together to make a lower case t for time to teach. then place it on his lawn at night and set it on fire so he sees it and gets the message

>>13
lol