Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 1:06 ID:KSG65VHk
One day, as Eve wandered naked and ignorant through the garden, she heard a soft hissing behind her. Turning, she saw the Tree of Knowledge that God had forbidden her to eat from. Coiled around one of the branches was a snake.
"u want some of temh appes?" The snake asked.
Eve shook her head. "No thank you," she said.
The snake winked at her. "y u not want some fo them apples? themis teh sex11"
Eve chewed her lip, thinking hard.
"Are you sure?" She asked the snake, "you are positive, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the apples on that tree truly are teh sex?"
"am sure," the snake said, "u and ur husbund should eat tem apples from teh treexor. zerg teh tree fast, n god wont notice."
"Alright," said Eve. She didn't want to disobey God, but the snake's apples were teh sex, so she couldn't resist.
...
Some time later, as Adam and Eve were weaving fig leaf undergarments for themselves, God descended in a column of smoke and lightning.
"ADAM! EVE! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING???"
Adam and Eve were too terrified to answer, but a voice from the branches overhead said "they r waring clothes, cuz i'm so 1337 n i trickeded them lol i did it for teh lulz."
"FOR DISOBEYING ME," God anounced, "YOU ARE BOTH HEREBY BANISHED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN!"
Adam and Eve gasped in horror. The snake said "keke, pwned, n00bs. u suxxor newf4gz lol11211"
"u want some of temh appes?" The snake asked.
Eve shook her head. "No thank you," she said.
The snake winked at her. "y u not want some fo them apples? themis teh sex11"
Eve chewed her lip, thinking hard.
"Are you sure?" She asked the snake, "you are positive, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the apples on that tree truly are teh sex?"
"am sure," the snake said, "u and ur husbund should eat tem apples from teh treexor. zerg teh tree fast, n god wont notice."
"Alright," said Eve. She didn't want to disobey God, but the snake's apples were teh sex, so she couldn't resist.
...
Some time later, as Adam and Eve were weaving fig leaf undergarments for themselves, God descended in a column of smoke and lightning.
"ADAM! EVE! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING???"
Adam and Eve were too terrified to answer, but a voice from the branches overhead said "they r waring clothes, cuz i'm so 1337 n i trickeded them lol i did it for teh lulz."
"FOR DISOBEYING ME," God anounced, "YOU ARE BOTH HEREBY BANISHED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN!"
Adam and Eve gasped in horror. The snake said "keke, pwned, n00bs. u suxxor newf4gz lol11211"