how to get on /b/

how do you get on /b/ no calling me a newfag or fail

Fail, newfag.


Anyway, i'll answer your question. You need to enter a hexadecimal hex code into the mainframes at the pentagon. Next, you need to hack into the FBI and change their pics with failcat pics. Next, you need to make your computer dance. Then you'll be worthy of entering /b/ allmighty.