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I've learned a lesson today...

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 13:27 ID:ukw7qUAQ

NEVER use AXE body wash as lubricant... EVER!!!

I tried it today in the shower... It burns like hell... and I still hurts to pee... FUCK

Name: RedCream 2007-08-16 13:29 ID:s8+jezyw

Well, now you know. Anything that is used for cleaning, should never be used as lube, no matter how slippery.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 13:43 ID:T48PEMiv

thats not true
the over the counter antibiotic Neosporin is awesome lube and it kills AIDS also

Name: RedCream 2007-08-16 14:44 ID:s8+jezyw

>>3
I meant "cleaning" in the sense of a surfactant, not as a cytotoxin. But your advice is taken in good grace. Pardon me; I've got to go to the bathroom. {ahem}

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 17:28 ID:ukw7qUAQ

4 hours later... IT STILL HURTS!!! OMG

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 17:30 ID:FOujF9DH

Fuck! The only way to solve the problem is to castrate your cock and sue the company who made AXE for millions!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 18:01 ID:BP7Sts53

>>6 yea i go with castrating his cock and blaming AXE for loss of dick

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 18:04 ID:ukw7qUAQ

Sorry... but I value my cock too much...

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 20:34 ID:GFvRHR8P

don't use that stuff, I recommend dove soap, I use that to rub my clit all the time

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 22:42 ID:UEdguIuq

I stick a bar of dove soap into my exhaust pipe so it can be just like my alarm clock Woooooo Woooooooo!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 0:05 ID:d0+1cKW8

I admire your homosexual prowess... assuming your a guy... if not, I admire your "I like stuff up my pooper" prowess.

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