I'm RedCream...

And I like to suck the shit out of gay men's buttholes.

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>>1
I've heard that. Hence the "RedCream"

>>4
FAIL.  I'm named RedCream for another reason.  Keep guessing, queer.

it was because redcream's father, a jew, called him that way after fucking with a retarded midget who died from bloodloss after getting fucked in the ass.

>>5
The >>4 post clearly does not fail. Blood is red and shit is creamy.
>>6 See? You remember that story don't you, RedCream?

i bumped it, lul

>>7
No, >>4 's post clearly DOES fail since it asserts that A (the name RedCream) is a result of B (blood-contaminated shit derived from fucked gayass).  Since A is NOT a result of B in my case, the assertion fails.

On top of that, not all shit is creamy, so the fail doubles at least.  Doublefail isn't epic, true, but it is larger and more humiliating.

I do recall the story of the faux RedCream father.  Since it was a false story, it has no applicability.  Your implication is dangerously close to fail.

It's story time folks! (for when the RedCream story gets buried lol)
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1186925336/
>>>/lounge/1186925336

>>9
Don't talk like that my son. Don't deny our past.

>>11
When you say "our", surely you speak of yourself and that handful of soon-to-be-consumed, worm-infested rhino shit that you have there.  I don't see any other rational option otherwise for the use of that word.

>>9
If enough people believe it, it happened. That's why there was a Holocaust and Jews did 9/11
And because you never explained how A is NOT a result of B, that means you triple fail. Not epic,  true, but it is larger and more humilating.
Oh wait, it *is* epic because it's obvious you fail at life. >>4 >>7 and >>10 plus this post >>11 clearly points this out.

and by >>11 I mean >>13

>>12
The rhino shit was a nice present from you my son. But don't deny, don't forsake, i love you...

>>13
"If enough people believe it, it happened"?  That assertion is provably false since you all believe that all this is smarter than it really is.  Obviously that's not the case.  Self-contradiction.  FAIL.

Keep trying.  I predict more of your fails, rising in length, swelling in size, throbbing in power, until EPIC FAIL is achieved.  If there's anyone who can accomplish that, it's you.

>>15
Note true, but given the shitsmears around your mouth, all other considerations have taken a back seat.  I hear you like the back seat anyways, or at least the back SIDES of boys.

>>16
A little angry at your epic fail? You didn't even talk about how I mistook myself being >>11
Irony that the joke passed over your head by the way.

I'm hungry.

The anger my son, temper your anger. I know you can't leave the basement because you are deformed and made of shit, but these nice people had nothing to do with that.

>>18
The topic there is not anger, but the fail of your self-contradiction.  That you continue to avoid admitting the fail, is just more fail.  We're starting to get into multiplicative-fail territory here (fxf).  Past this point, fail becomes exponential (f^f).

>>19
There are no nice people on this thread, including myself.  Fail.  The rest of your statements fall under equal suspicion.

>>20
The self-contradiction is the joke that you missed due to your low IQ. Fail.

Of course, I fail also for talking to a namefag.

/r/ mods to ban and delete RedCream and this faggotry.

>>21
Part of the nature of joking is that the joke has to be considered funny.  That part is severely lacking here in your efforts.  The failbucks continue to accumulate in your failaccount.  Soon enough, you'll have enough failwealth to buy yourself an assfuck.

Boy o boy!  I'm sure you're looking forward to THAT!

>>23
You failed waaaay back at >>5

>>22
Classic /lounge/whiner.  Keep hoping some "hand from on high" will save you.  It's more likely that hand will just analfist you, and you'll well deserve it.

>>25
You failed waaaay back at >>5

DISREGUARD ALL THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

>>27 You failed way back

JEW

ARAB

faggotory sage

poop

>>32
Well, don't wait until log touches cloth.  Get into the bathroom, drop trou, and sit-n-shit!

>>33
Son, i'm coming to the basement to man-handle you some more. Do you mind setting up all the SM gear? I love you son.

Fuck.  Someone talks about turd protuberance, and look who fucking shows up.

Fuck. I accidentally fucked my couch.

>>36
In Soviet Russia, couch fucks you!!!

COUCH FUCKERS UNITED!

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