I found my penis by GunZ Online - I went to a GunZ IRC channel that was hosted on WTFux.
I think the IRC server was wtfux.ath.cx
Anyway, I was interested in what 'a penis' was, so I went to the main site, and the imageboard got me hooked on some pictures of porn, etc.
Then after further lurking I saw them post about niggers and a penis, it got me curious and I lurked 4chan a bit; it had some high quality pictures of penises and everything was so and so. I have been lurking @ penises for the past year.
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Anonymous2007-08-15 19:15 ID:6IsNBE5T
It swam in my soup and I eated it. then he grow at my kneecap.
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Anonymous2007-08-15 20:13 ID:+czETznx
i found it in my ass and...oh wait, DAD GET THE FUCK OUT!!