On holiday couple weeks ago she finally caved in (no pun intended), I was banging her doggy style when I popped the question "babe, can I put it in your bum bum pleeeeeease", "OK, but you have to take it out when I say cuz I know its gonna hurt", "yeh fine babi, tell me when!".
So I drag my schlong out of her fangita, spit right on her ring piece to make way for a smooth entry! I line up & wham, first inch is in! (no more to go!) lol jkz, she goes "OW OW OW take it out! get it out!" I was too caught up with the moment that there was no stopping me, I grab her hips and thrust the other eight inches ALL the way in**.
She yelped and threw herself off me, I look at my penis and its covered in blood...no poo just blood! at first I thought I snapped my banjo string!!! after a quick check I was ok, it was her (thank fuck!) lol. I split her ring!
Now she has sworn never to have buttsecks again, EVER. I'm kinda gutted tbh, but at the end of the day, theres LOADS more ring pieces in the sea.