One time when I was in second grade we had to make kites. We all got to fly them outside and everyone was having lots of fun. I was running around with my mouth gaping open from laughing until suddenly I smacked into this other kid's face and inadvertently bit his eyeball out. There was blood everywhere and all the kids started crying. And so ended kite day.
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Anonymous2007-08-13 18:12 ID:r0Y+YIc8
Thats was one nice and cute little story
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Anonymous2007-08-13 18:13 ID:ShdnHRvl
what did his eye taste like?
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Anonymous2007-08-13 18:14 ID:lrO9nm9t
did you lick his sweet tears?
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Anonymous2007-08-13 18:15 ID:Y7BzsuBF
Copypasta from Grouphug.us
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Anonymous2007-08-13 18:18 ID:Y7BzsuBF
Here's another good one:
I was having trouble with my satellite, so I called the company to send a repairman over. They said he'd be there between 10am-2pm, so I had to skip work to wait for him. When he finally arrived at 4:40pm, I sneaked out the back door, went around the side of my house, came up behind him, and punched him as hard as I could in the back of the neck. He passed out, and I drove away. When the satellite company called me, I said he never showed up.