i just made poop

true story

We require a fairly detailed report on the consistency, color, stinky, and overall shape (among other characteristics).

>>2

Agreed

i made a poop that was mostly gas and liquid.  i think i had too much apple juice.  damn fiber.

when i was 9 or 10 years old i was visiting my uncle. we went to the pool of his apt. complex.

i had to poop, but i didnt know where the bathroom was. i held it in real long, then just crapped in my bathing suit and let the turds sink to the bottom.

i nonchalantly swam away.

twenty minutes later the lifguard made the discovery.

the pool was cleared and bleached for three days. when we got back to uncles apt. my sister and dad and he were all talking about how disgusting it was. they were laughing at the same time tho.

i never told anybody that i was the poop bandit, but im glad they found as much humor in it as i did.

>>4

suck.

>>6

NEVERMIND THAT I SUCK COCKS

   

I like consuming Pepto Bismal not for the gastro-intestinal relief, but rather for the color that it turns my poop.