So there I was lying down on my bed, all bored and stuff, watching Spengbab, rubbing myself a little bit, when all of a sudden my cell phone rings. I answer it and it was one of my best friends who happens to be a girl. She asked me if she could come over, obviously I said yes, because not only was she my best friend, but I had this major crush on her.
So 20 minutes pass by and I here the doorbell ring, I answer the door and there she is, beautiful as always. She walks in, kisses my cheek and says "Thanks for having me over, I was just so lonely..." and I replied to her "Yeah, Saturday nights can get lonely sometimes... Lets go up to my room."
So up we went, into my room, and she sat on my bed watching Spengbab, and I went onto the computer to check my MySpace. Suddenly she said "Anon, I think I love you..." I was shocked, but I kept my cool and I said "I think I love you too, Moot".
I walked over to her and kissed her lips, then started kissing her neck. We started rubbing eachother all over, breathing hard. I took off her shirt, she took off mine, and pretty soon, we were both completely naked.
I slipped my wang into her vagoo, and I was just pounding it. It was so warm and wet. Well it lasted for 15 minutes, and when I was about to orgasm, I pulled out, turned around, and then my door suddenly busts open! Before I knew it, I orgasmed all over my mom, and she got scared! She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air