4chan IS DEAD FAGS

Hello, my name is Anonymous. I come to tell you that I'm dying of a near terminal disease brought on by depreciated Lulz syndrome (aka RedCream's disease) and I don't know what to do.

I learned it's because there's a lack of lulz on this forum, and I just wanted to say to you all:

YOU KILLED ME CUNTS START RAIDING THINGS NOW!
IT WASN'T NEWFAGS
IT WASN'T NYPA

IT WAS BLOODY FUCKING APATHY

Only an immediate transfusion of lulz can save me now

anonymous does not die. the host may die, but the virus remains latent until it finds a new host.