4chan IS DEAD FAGS

Hello, my name is Anonymous. I come to tell you that I'm dying of a near terminal disease brought on by depreciated Lulz syndrome (aka RedCream's disease) and I don't know what to do.

I learned it's because there's a lack of lulz on this forum, and I just wanted to say to you all:

YOU KILLED ME CUNTS START RAIDING THINGS NOW!
IT WASN'T NEWFAGS
IT WASN'T NYPA

IT WAS BLOODY FUCKING APATHY

Only an immediate transfusion of lulz can save me now