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Yo momma's so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen
Yo momma's so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo momma's so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor said put her back she ain't done yet
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
I can see why You are often lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory.
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she gave me two sticks I asked her what the sticks were for and she said Ones to hold up the ceiling the other is to fight off the roaches
Yo momma's so poor that when I stepped on a monopoly dollar she said get off my life savings
Yo momma's house so small the doormat just says WEL
Yo momma's so dumb she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository
Yo momma's so dumb she invented a wheelchair with pedals
Yo momma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died
Yo momma's so dumb she called the cocaine hotline to order some
Yo momma's so ugly her face is like a peice of modern art, you can't tell what it is
Yo momma's so old vultures constantly circle her house
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Yo momma's so dumb when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back
Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Yo momma's so dumb she died boiling water in the toaster
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
Yo momma's so poor when I went to use her bathroom I saw a roach sitting on a Pepsi who said "Wait your turn"
They say Will Rogers never met a man he didn't like, obviously he never met you.
Yo momma's so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
Yo momma's so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed Whos taking down the drapes?
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on somebody who is unarmed.
Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
I saw yo momma kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving
Yo momma's so dumb she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.