RedCream should be an hero

Once upon a time a Jew had sex with a deformed retarded midget. They were trusting their dicks in each other butts so hard that blood began to spout out. Much to their liking they continued to fuck until the retarded midget shot his sperm into the Jew. The midget died from blood loss not long after that but they had made a promise! The Jew would take care of the child and they would call it RedCream.

For many months Redcream's father ,the Jew, held the child tightly in his ass for warmth and comfort. The child grew and grew until one day his father went to the toilet and took a huge dump. A child was born. Heavily deformed and full of shit, the child could never leave the house and had to stay in the basement of the Jew where he was brutally raped every day and night. The only relief this child had was sometimes posting on 4chan.

On 4chan a prophecy was told that one day an hero will arise to the likes that no man has ever witnessed before. An hero so worthy it would bring tears and joy at the same time and celebrations throughout the world would occur.

...When reading the prophecy RedCream thought about the gun his Jew dad had for protecting his gold...




Everybody will salute you for being an hero RedCream...*cries


What are you waiting for?

shut up redcream gtfo

for newfags...you can be an hero too, read how!! 

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero

that was probably the most incoherent story i have ever read

>>4
Basically, RedCream is a fag born completely out of shit, therefore he should kill himself.

News on 11.

I really can't get enough of all this adulation.  Please, use my name MOAR.  Remember, there's no such thing as "bad publicity".  All I require is that you spell my name correctly.

>>1

Who told you this story?

>>7
Now, that's just silly.  I killed my father with my own two hands.  Pull the other one.

Don't talk like that, my son.

>>4
i'm high 0.o

That story is the truth. :(


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Then RedCream shot himself in the head but he didnt die! "WHYYY" he yelled. Then suddenly the world stopped and RedCream gained the power of the PENIS. A power sought out by many brave and egoistic men. RedCream's penis grew to a gigantic size and then RedCream started an epic quest for the asshole of the universe. So he could rape the universe and thereby making god angry.........so he could rape god too.

The End

well kids wasn't that a nice little tale.

>>14
Namefags don't have a dick.

>>14
Don't fucking 'The End' MY story you little emo prick.

>> 14
Rapist lollipops singing softly in the breeze!

someone say lolli?????

>>1
Black people, or 'Niggers' as they like to be called, are disgraceful. They have smaller
brains than actual humans as a result of having thicker skulls, making them tougher and
suitable for lower class jobs like security guards/punching bags/medical experiments.
They are also the leading cause of racism in the world today, and sometimes at night you
cant even see them FFS, all you can see is your TV set floating in mid air, slowly
making its way out your living room window.

>>19
Niggers = ninjas?

The idea of blood coming out of my dick makes me want to die.

YOU BETTY CROCKER FUCKMUSCLE

I like nigger meat

moar mudkip pastie?

BUMPED FOR REDCREAM

blood coming out of my dick

I just want to cover myself in blood dick.

>>25
i feel like sucking you know

Mr Blood?  Is that you, Mr Richard Blood?

>>28
pathetic.