Rate my Suicide note

Dear people who never really give a fuck anyway.
                     
                            Ive decided to relive you of presence and go through with offing myself.The 25 years I spent in this world have been uneventful and pointless.Ive lost my passion for video games and I no longer feel pleasure from fapping.therefore there was no point for me to continue my pathetic virgin basement dwelling life anyway.


                                             See you in hell
                                                  Clark


Ps:Good luck getting my fat dead body up the stairs.
                                                  
                                                  

                 

Objective- "Ive decided to relive you of presence and go through with offing myself."

Premise- "Ive lost my passion for video games and I no longer feel pleasure from fapping"

Sub-Conclusion- "The 25 years I spent in this world have been uneventful and pointless"

Conclusion- "therefore there was no point for me to continue my pathetic virgin basement dwelling life anyway."

You're logical reasoning is weak.  Needs MOAR premise.