Stop ED

Hey uh my name is big bad furgy and I need some help shutting down the site Encyclopedia Dramatica:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kWs3BIlibY

Sign the petition please! :)

Guys, im REALLY REALLY Sorry that im so ghey

My mom choped my cock of so i was sucking cocks for so long,
And i dont have a girlfriend so i have to fuck my dead dog
Really Hard, i also apologize for my furfaggotry
Because condom just blew up from my faggotry.
Like some fucking TNT!
Everything is fuck'd

Cocks are my nightmare EVERY night
And i also get analy raped by Dad (lawyer)
Kan't stop fappin to my mom's picture
ED Raped me and ruined my life! >:( c===3