Last Day of Work Prank Ideas

Dear Internet,

Whilst pondering what i should do to piss off my employers on my last day of work, I realized that there would be no better source of evil than yourself, The Internet. So I beseech thee, please respond here with whatever crazy ass bullshit your fucked up head comes up with.

Sincerely,

Some Guy on The Internet

P.S. Here's some background information:

-It's a concession company that handles food stuff at an amusement park in California (I won't say which one to avoid legal issues). It has about 20 different "restaurants" and serves everything from deep fried twinkies to burritos.

-It mostly employs teenagers (like myself).

-99% of the people there are tourists so no need to hold back on harming innocent people at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Have Fun.

I think what you need to do....is get a vast amount of ex-lax. With that, you create your deep fried twinkies, burritos, etc. Then you watch in utter amazement as everyone in the amusement park runs around shitting themselves and fight over the bathrooms.

I'd stick my twinkie deep in your burrito, if you know what I'm saying.