I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the Jew'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'Jew in gas shower' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Hitler or Islamic fascists (not money because I can't make any in the shower) and I start to hum the Jewish anthem. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a emotionless, moneygrubbing Jew. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Jew leg. It ruins the fantasy.