From
>>12
"Everyone on this site is an asshole who only likes other assholes."
From
>>21
"Because they are all assholes. I, on the other hand, am not."
You would be a person on this site; therefore, you called yourself an asshole. Then you claim in another post that you are not an asshole. Seems to me that you're just confused, so let me help out.
You're an asshole. I'm pretty sure, however, that you don't like other assholes, since you're in here, complaining about assholes (which you admitted to being). Good job. You're a self-hating asshole who doesn't want anything to do with assholes, yet you come in here to fuck with said assholes (which makes you more of an asshole).
Wow. When I type out your legendary epic fail in that way, it should really make you want to kill yourself.