I PRETEND TO BE A /B/TARD

I AM BOKUHO AND I LIKE TO PRETEND I AM AN EXPERT ON SITES SUCH AS 4CHAN, SOMETHINGAWFUL AND ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, EVEN THOUGH REALLY I AM A TEENAGED RECLUSE WITH ASPERGER'S SYNDROME AND I OBSESS OVER SOME COSPLAYER GIRL, WHOM IS THE ONLY PERSON I VOLUNTARILY TALK TO. I PRETEND I'M A 4CHAN REGULAR BUT REALLY THE ONLY FORUM I FREQUENT ANYMORE IS A COUNTERSTRIKE BOARD.

HERE IS ME PRETENDING TO BE A /B/TARD ON SAID COUNTERSTRIKE FORUM:
http://forums.csnation.net/showthread.php?threadid=24239
LOOK FOR THE POSTS WITH MY USERNAME.

AND HERE IS MY LIVEJOURNAL:
http://bokuho.livejournal.com

THIS IS THE RATEMYBODY ACCOUNT OF THE COSPLAYING CAMWHORE I AM OBSESSED WITH:
http://www.ratemybody.com/profile_617759_angelic_cry.html

AND ON MY PHOTOBUCKET I STORE DOZENS OF PICTURES OF SAID CAMWHORE, ALL OF WHICH I TOOK MYSELF WITH MY OWN CAMERA:
http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/captainwonder/MinamiCon%2013/

I ASK ONLY FOR YOUR ACCEPTANCE.

You're about 130 lines of well-designed Perl!  Shit, that's something you can be proud about ... and I should know that's true, since you have a variable called "lwCondPride"!