I was walking down the street and two mexiggers came and kidnapped me. I am now being smacked by their huge penises and i am forced to gargle their cum. please come and help rescue me. they are tomorrow planning to take my penis and stick it in my eye socket. please their address is 9746 commonwealth blvd LI, NY 11040
#3, use that blog semi-html crap that seems to be used a lot. Put the items to be changed between HTML using brackets ("[" and "]") instead of less-than and greater-than signs ("<" and ">"). I've used "i" and "b" on 4chan (for italics and bold).
Let's see if this works, since I don't know to escape things yet. This:
[.]lol whut[/.]
... becomes this:
lol whut
... once you change the periods for the i character.