Oh my god...i'm being held hostage!

I was walking down the street and two mexiggers came and kidnapped me. I am now being smacked by their huge penises and i am forced to gargle their cum. please come and help rescue me. they are tomorrow planning to take my penis and stick it in my eye socket. please their address is 9746 commonwealth blvd LI, NY 11040

Mr "Chris Hanssen", as a result of following your postings and the complaints they generate, I have decided to ban you:

[admin COMMAND="filter" TARGET="Name" DATA="*Hanssen"]

Well, that's it then.  Anyone who posts now with the name "Hanssen" in the Name field will be blocked.  Of course, they may still read and download images.