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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 21:37 ID:81mqGXLS

Two days ago my girlfriend of two years broke up with me for a guy she had cheated on me with. This girl meant a lot to me, I was vegetarian the entire two years we dated just for her, so when she asked me to go to lunch with her yesterday to talk everything out, I went, even though I didn't want to.

We ended up going someplace in the mall, and just to annoy her, I ordered the biggest hamburger I could find, and devoured it in front of her while she rambled on and on about how she still wanted to be friends.

Eventually I got tired of hearing her bullshit, and told her I had places to go, and she asked me to walk her to her car. I was feeling a bit sick by then, but I walked her anyways. We got to her car, she gave me an awkward hug and opened the door and sat down. I was turning to leave when she called me:

"Rob, I hope we can be friends. I still love you."
And right then, I puked up that hamburger into her lap, and left without responding.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 21:40 ID:XVD5Z3Ca

Then you whistled for a cab, and it when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and there was dice on the mirror?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 21:44 ID:81mqGXLS

Naw, forget it, yo home to Bel Air!

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