Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 21:37 ID:81mqGXLS
Two days ago my girlfriend of two years broke up with me for a guy she had cheated on me with. This girl meant a lot to me, I was vegetarian the entire two years we dated just for her, so when she asked me to go to lunch with her yesterday to talk everything out, I went, even though I didn't want to.
We ended up going someplace in the mall, and just to annoy her, I ordered the biggest hamburger I could find, and devoured it in front of her while she rambled on and on about how she still wanted to be friends.
Eventually I got tired of hearing her bullshit, and told her I had places to go, and she asked me to walk her to her car. I was feeling a bit sick by then, but I walked her anyways. We got to her car, she gave me an awkward hug and opened the door and sat down. I was turning to leave when she called me:
"Rob, I hope we can be friends. I still love you."
And right then, I puked up that hamburger into her lap, and left without responding.
We ended up going someplace in the mall, and just to annoy her, I ordered the biggest hamburger I could find, and devoured it in front of her while she rambled on and on about how she still wanted to be friends.
Eventually I got tired of hearing her bullshit, and told her I had places to go, and she asked me to walk her to her car. I was feeling a bit sick by then, but I walked her anyways. We got to her car, she gave me an awkward hug and opened the door and sat down. I was turning to leave when she called me:
"Rob, I hope we can be friends. I still love you."
And right then, I puked up that hamburger into her lap, and left without responding.