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fired for pussy breath?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 2:04 ID:KJNtHoiX

So I came into work today after enjoying a house warming party the night before, and one of my managers comes up to me and tells me I need to clock out and go home, adding "I think you know why". I tell him I actually dont, and he says that a coworker complained to him that pussy was smelled on my breath. I dont eat at work, or before work, and it was apparently so faint that pretty much everybody I asked afterwards didnt notice it at all, not to mention I didnt get any complaints from co-workers or customers. I now have a meeting with my boss tommorow morning over this incident, and im just wondering wether he can fire me for eating pussy the night before, and what should I tell him, as I didnt do it on company time. Also, if it matters, I work as a salesperson in electronics.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 2:07 ID:wZNAA725

First thing:  BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH!
Second thing:  STOP EATING PUSSY SO NASTY THE SMELL LASTS UNTIL THE NEXT DAY!
Third thing:  Switch to sucking cock.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 3:03 ID:nQpqLduz

lul

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 3:14 ID:zzpX8pkz

Lul means cock in dutch.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 5:22 ID:jC2gWnrg

Why the heck is that grounds for termination?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 5:23 ID:jC2gWnrg

>>5
Or "how", rather?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 6:46 ID:n3LkivWY

that's hilarious, nice try op

Name: RedCream 2007-08-06 9:13 ID:Kd1rJcmP

Sent home for "pussy breath" is TOTAL WIN.  You can brag about THAT to your punk-assed coworkers for the next 285 years.

Name: Willard Scotte 2007-08-06 10:36 ID:poTk8jNW

Man, you are a peace of work.

One day you'll finally learn the truth about the stink and gaping loosness of the female cave

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 10:37 ID:MXkD2AQt

Girls are gross.





eww


gross


cooties



gross



disgusting



herpes


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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 11:23 ID:PAwEfIEN

wtf? he can't do shit to you

Name: RedCream 2007-08-06 11:34 ID:Dqjw81RE

My face was dripped with semen once and I wasn't fired. In fact I got two loads from higher ups.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 11:38 ID:oEvMAAUG

>>1
either way you look at it i think this is an epic win

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 12:38 ID:p1Wmaeoi

Just tell him you had fish tilapia and artichoke the night before.

He can't fire you for that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 15:38 ID:s4eI8soD

>>12
that's because you work at mcdonalds, home to cock-sucking fat ass teenagers

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 16:16 ID:gI7hZFLf

Who would go up to their boss and say they smelled pussy on someone's breath

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 17:08 ID:ATGTv3CD

just say your gay and that you find it very offensive

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 17:10 ID:EB5ejbrK

I guess he's just jealous cos he wants pussy too

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