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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:02 ID:5rThPSp6

yeah except threads die after 1000 threads newfag

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:16 ID:9snswWE8

To Whom it May Concern,



As customary, I would like to thank you for taking the time to consider my resume for potential employment with your company. I have an extensive background in retail as well as management of several different types of companies. I also believe that I possess a considerably wide and varied skill set with particular strengths in communications, psychology and human resources management.
I do hope that you’ll forgive me for taking a somewhat unconventional approach to a cover letter but in the sake of saving you some time and effort I have decided to clearly explain some of the qualities that I am looking for in an employer/direct supervisor. It is through this brief summary that I hope you will not only be able to determine if I am a candidate for your further consideration, but also if you are able to provide the type of environment that I describe.
So, without further adieu…
The first characteristic of the type of supervision I am seeking is best summed up with the word “transparency”. Effectively, this could also be described as the courtesy of being dealt with as up front as possible whenever possible. To be sure, I have no interest in working for an employer that fancies themselves to be some sort of mastermind moving his chess pieces across a board that only he can see. Or play on for that matter.
I am not in any way seeking employment under a supervisor who constantly has ulterior motives and clumsily acts on them in attempts to manipulate situations towards some far flung end that only they are aware of. In my experience, supervisors who employ this strategy are not only doomed to failure, but also invariably end up alienating most of the people that they are trying to get close to in their attempts to manipulate. I completely understand the need to maintain secrecy for some company initiatives, but I feel very strongly that almost any decision directly affecting me is one that I should be at the very least be provided for a simple explanation of why.
I thrive in an honest inclusive environment and very much would like to be employed by a company that that not only provides a policy of open and honest communication but practices it actively, particularly at the leadership level. I find it ironic that very often this policy is in place but that more often than not the opposite occurs. Subordinates are often told to be open and honest but then are made to feel as if they are wasting their supervisor’s time when they raise a potential concern. Worse still, the supervisor sometimes reacts as though they have taken the employees concerns or comments personally and returns the favour with some degree of reprisal. One of my personality traits that I am proudest of is that I strive to be as forthright as possible in all situations and I have no difficulties speaking up if I find something to be morally or ethically compromising.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:17 ID:9snswWE8

It is extremely disheartening to do this in an environment that does not truly practice what they preach and is one of the highest causes of employee loss according to several major surveys. If you encourage an environment where honesty, integrity and the ability to challenge when needed are truly encouraged practiced, I would in my opinion, make an excellent member of your team.
As I mentioned above, I completely understand that there is sometimes information that I do not need to know, but the invention of half-truths and outright falsehoods only serves to create an environment of distrust. I strongly believe that in order to be in any sort of leadership position, a person should have a minimum set of values and ethics they operate on. There are many people out there in leadership roles who in a panic resort to dishonesty and make knee jerk panicked decisions. It seems that leaders of this ilk often find themselves in this position based on having been caught in a trap they made themselves in an attempt to manipulate a situation or people.
While by definition, experience takes time I also very much want to find employment with a company where the person to whom I report has an understanding of leadership principles that extends past what may have been published in the most recent management trade paperback. I by no means am meaning to suggest that I am only seeking employment reporting to someone who has been in his or her role for a particularly long time. Rather, I am stating that whoever my supervisor may be, I feel very strongly that they should possess a conceptual understanding of leadership principles as opposed to simply a practical one. Too often management principles such as “engaging your employee by discussing their personal hobbies” are used by people who want to demonstrate that they have an interest in their subordinates because a book told them that they should display that, not because they feel compelled by a genuine concern for their staff. This posturing of management tactics is almost always transparent and comes across as patronizing and fake. I would much rather a leader who was up front about the fact that they may not be interested in my stamp collection than someone who is going to pretend in order to “fool” me into liking them.
Perhaps the climate that I wish to avoid most in a potential employer is an atmosphere where the staff is sometimes, if not regularly, motivated by fear. Many in leadership roles have found ways to manipulate the English language so that they can make use of veiled threats without actually clearly stating a threat. For me, this sort of environment is extremely demotivational. While I understand and appreciate the need for correction when mistakes are made, having been in a management role for some time myself I do understand that situations arise where decisive action is required. However, Job Security is consistently among the highest rated in surveys of what employees value most in their employment and threats of any nature, direct or implied as opposed to constructive criticism is in my opinion only destructive.
I am also seeking an environment where I am allowed to make mistakes on the obvious condition that I learn from them as I make them. Some supervisors seem to be of the mind that if you make a mistake you are incompetent. Obviously the size if the mistake is something to be considered, but simple mistakes that create no long-term damage are opportunities to be seized upon in my opinion. When a supervisor berates or demeans an employee for relatively minor mistakes it is almost always counterproductive and damages the rapport between a supervisor and their staff.
Following from that, it is also very important to state that I am not in fact a toddler. If I am so fortunate as to gain employment with your company I will require time to adjust to all aspects of my role. In the same breath, I also understand that my supervisor may not have the answer to every conceivable question that I might have. That being said I would much rather be told by my supervisor that they don’t know either but that they will find out with or for me. The often-used route of the supervisor presenting themselves as superior and the subordinate as inferior for not knowing an answer is damaging to the rapport between the subordinate and supervisor, as well as the overall trust and morale of that relationship.
One of the most important qualities that I am looking for from a supervisor is simply that they are capable of communicating efficiently and effectively. Droning on for an hour or a large portion of one is only a waste of both parties time. If something is understood it does not need to be discussed any further. I also would like to take the opportunity to state that one of the qualities that I do not possess is telepathy. At least not as of yet. While I am extremely proficient at reading body language and tone, I cannot read minds. I will require a supervisor who understands that fact and is able to provide clear and consistent direction as opposed to assuming that I will be able to pick their “true” intentions out of the ether.
The characteristic that I am seeking the most from a future employer is in all likelihood simultaneously the simplest and most difficult to find. Having a supervisor that encourages discussion and debate is without a doubt a rarity. Having a supervisor who has the capacity to see a situation from beyond their own perception is even more so the rare, and having those two qualities as well as the capacity to admit mistake and error is priceless to me in my search for employment. Many short-sighted supervisors see admitting error as a sign of weakness, but I personally view the ability to self assess, be open to the perceptions of others and admit when their original perceptions were not accurate is a sign of immense personal strength and a critical quality of a leader. When confronted with a supervisor who cannot admit error with grace I find myself extremely uncomfortable. I find myself concerned with the reality that if they are unable to be objective with themselves, they cannot possibly have a fair and objective understanding or assessment of my efforts or performance.
The final quality that I am seeking in an employer is the ability to adapt and be flexible. Most business plans are designed around optimal conditions. There are often times when those conditions are simply not present. It is in those times that a supervisor’s role should (at least in my mind) shift attention to supporting their staff even more actively than usual. This does not mean the supervisor needs to micromanage, in fact it menas the opposite. Prioritizing tasks is critical in those situations and I am very much seeking a supervisor who is capable of prioritizing goals and then allowing me to persue on my own or with assistance when I ask for it. Supervisors who force their way into an already difficult situation, make a series of assumptions based on incomplete information and then impose their solution without regard for whether or not is the best solution are some of the most damaging to a company and almost always worsen the overall situation.
I sincerely hope that this brief summary of the qualities that I am seeking from an employer has not come across as arrogant or outspoken as that was not at all the intent. Truly, I simply feel that it is very important to clearly explain what my expectations from an employer are in order to ensure that any further time (hopefully once you have reviewed my resume) you spend considering me as an employee is spent very well informed of what I am seeking.
Immediately after this cover letter you should find attached my resume.
Again, I thank you for your time and consideration and I hope to speak with you soon.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:22 ID:Heaven

tlong dinread

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:25 ID:Heaven

tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:26 ID:2KFnTMfq

>>9000
Faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:33 ID:9snswWE8

I'm not a fucking faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:39 ID:9snswWE8

Fuck you all, I try a little honesty and this is what I get. I don't deserve this. Virgins.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:40 ID:jqV9DGAA

too bad after 1000 replies the thread cant get any more posts. retard newfaggot asswhip.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:41 ID:AqXGJ2Cl

FUCK YOU NEWFAGS

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:45 ID:9snswWE8

Pretty tough for a bunch of anime faqs.

http://www.natepike.com/index2.html

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:45 ID:AqXGJ2Cl

>>13

Fail. GTFO, newfag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:46 ID:9snswWE8

Name: Anononymous 2007-08-05 18:34 ID:nXkZgc4p

This bunny will be assraped by rabbit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 19:06 ID:U4VIM2qb

>>1 Go fucking die.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 19:08 ID:lXyYV1DQ

i cant put it on mah signature

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 19:09 ID:iXaQp6E4

how do i newfag?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 19:11 ID:lXyYV1DQ

i was kidding

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 20:13 ID:mFXEhX8j

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 2:17

Protip: JACKSON 22 GET

Name: SIGNATURE !MYAnUs9Pi. 2010-08-05 7:05

see above.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 9:45

>>19
double-post

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 9:45

>>19
double-post

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 11:58

>>24 and >>25
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 18:48

>>22
Fuck off, spammer.

>>26
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

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