If I were to get any tattoo, it would be penis-striping that would make it look longer. I mean ... why not? If I were stupid enough to have some whigger stick ink into my skin with a filthy needle, then why not go all the way and have him prick my dick for all the benefits that such lower-caste-ery gains me?
I'd also start drinkin' heavily, wearin' a "wife beater" t-shirt, have piercings everywhere, and start workin' in a factory hopped up on pills. If you're gonna go all "nigger caste" and get tats and piercings, do it like you mean it!