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4 chan is dying

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 8:49 ID:7FMYmY1a

4chan gents and ladies, is almost at and end.....why? You cleary ask......well it is simple. PA is made of newfags,that after watching fox think that 4 chan is hacker terrorism site, and that we all are *pro* hackers. Which in turn makes anon, all look bad...the solution?...you ask. Well there is none with the constant flow of newfags....the old 4chan veterans will slowly but surely die out, causing the sight admins to start eliminating posts via new fags one by one, and when they realize there is no more soul left in 4 chan.....it will die, the newfags wont pay for the sight or give donations....they will all just want to hack myspaces and pretend that they are hackers. This fellow anon.....is what fox news has done to us.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 10:01 ID:9IS2eaf1

looks like fox had the last laugh... im just hoping g4 doesnt air anthing about us or after this week 4 chan will be dead and nothing can bring us back till all the new fags get tired of asking us how to hack and leave

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 10:10 ID:Bf6egMDn

True.
However instead of declaring the death of 4chan, we must ask ourselves: What can we do?
Educate the newfags into the real ways of Anonymous? ban them while they may well be a breath of fresh air if theyre dealt with the proper means?

We cant just let fox news (FOX NEWS, for crying out loud) win as it pisses over the diseased remains of 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 10:12 ID:nWRidpmB

>>1
4chan was always dead newfag

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 10:35 ID:7FMYmY1a

#4

4chan was never always dead, it was always dying. Its now worse than before newfag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 10:53 ID:Tqah580h

How about a system of user enforced bans? Like how the ancient greek exiled people for being faggots. Any faggot asks for OMG EMO CHIK DUMPED ME SPAM HER MYSPACE can be voted out of oblivion. That or mods deploy the B&sword and get righteous on their newfag asses.

Name: Yolk 2007-08-02 12:02 ID:y1lzdF+M

Well technically we are a bunch of fags.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 12:29 ID:eu7NUZ00

Tread lightly, we could very well be facing a global catastrophe. Like a dying sun 4chan will go supernova before it dies taking countless lives with it. Fox has sowed the wind and so to shall they reap the whirlwind.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 13:36 ID:9wch1C0F

8, stop talking like a militant fag.

newfags will get bored and leave.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 13:41 ID:Heaven

For the motherland!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-02 13:45 ID:dwPKvEfM

4chan could implement a system of self-censorship like Slashdot has.  Of course, once implemented, within mere hours, each 4chan member will mod down and censor every other member, making 4chan totally empty.  Posts will start, but within SECONDS, asinine chanfags will giggle (each in his mother's basement, unheard, unloved, and unwanted), and mod them to negative fucking infinity.

Chanfags are notorious censors (look at all the 'websights' they h4xx0r).  Most of them deserve to die in a fire.  Anyone who hands them the power to censor each other (which as I've pointed out, will occur with great alacrity) should be chained onto a rock, painted with honey, have their eyelids taped open, and be left for the insects to redly consume in the hot sun.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 13:49 ID:hADWV8ac

Change 4chan to just text boards.

Same conversation and literally almost no need to moderate except for spamming. We could maybe have some actual discussion too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 14:03 ID:6iPj8zgz

>>12
QFT!
(Though some of the /b/ threads are indeed funny.)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 14:15 ID:ep/Bt2eN

What if we told all newfags that we'll "hack" them and ruin their lives if they post on these boards? Since they think we are all hackers looking for epic lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 14:22 ID:LNPKV0DU

LUE FTW

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 14:57 ID:9wch1C0F

12, seriously. thats not a half bad idea.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 15:00 ID:wkjFPL+o

Popularity and an influx of newfags was bound to happen eventually.  As said before, they'll get bored and leave soon enough.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 15:04 ID:lkT8T0Fb

>>17
I agree

Name: 12 2007-08-02 15:21 ID:hADWV8ac

>>13
/b/ is a trash dump where the majority of newfags go. If we went to text boards, /b/ would most likely change into Lounge or News for VIP (although I highly doubt that 2ch's SJIS art would go mainstream here).

The reason I think text boards will be good is because it weeds newfaggotry out while letting the newfags stay. This is because newfags are the ones who feed off of troll posts, /b/, and /s/. Anon does like its porn, but we can just go to links instead-- solving the problem of the site using it's own space for other pictures. Yes, we could still rapidshit porn, link to it, ASCII art it, whatever.

Sure, there still would be some newfaggotry (i.e. in the tech board, I DELETED SYSTEM32 WHAT DO I DO LOLOL), but of course the newfags wouldn't like it there, and stick in boards like News for VIP where they belong. People of the same kind attract (opposites attract is bullshit), so I'm sure they would all be happy there. Whenever they do have something serious to discuss, they can certainly go to any board in talk about it.

This place has the userbase, the culture, and the discussions to become it's own active text-board (not like the 2ch ripoff 4-ch where everyone posts SJIS crap that nobody gets), and all it involves is ditching the image boards. Our memes won't go away, but posts won't be derailed by images and mods won't have to worry about modding hentai every 5 seconds in the worksafe boards.

Last note, it would get rid of this I'M A HARDENED 4CHAN INTERNET WARRIOR BECAUSE I SAW DICKGIRLS IN /b/ crap. Hardened internet warriors are ones who have had to put up with newfaggotry every single day, ones who have been through the Hal Turner/Subeta/etc. raids, NOT ones who accidently clicked on a last measure link.

Who is with me?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 15:44 ID:3E+OtkJO

Moot should do a 12chan and make everyone have to enter a password to get on 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 16:11 ID:ej10RQj0

newfags will get bored and leave and we will remain...the few.. the proud..

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 16:30 ID:sKeiH9MJ

Why not you all go to another forum or text board. You all act as if 4chan is the be all end all. You all type well and give good points but I think people like you guys belong on other sites. There's lots of stuff if you just google.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 16:42 ID:7ZYiGiN1

PWNED BY THE RESSISTANCE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 17:02 ID:hADWV8ac

>>22
Try using ENGLISH grammar next time when trying to get your point out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 17:06 ID:raNYZWEF

Yea, I guess I'm not the only one noticing all the new gay ass faggots on 4chan. We only want fucking porn, meme's, and some people like helping others with requests for more pornz, this isn't some god damn hacking website, and it never has been. For one, we don't even have an invasion board, that is 420Chan they were talking about. I've been on 4chan for about a year now, and I hadn't ever seen as many "plzzz hack emo pussy myspace" or "LET'S RAID SOME RANDOM ASS BOARDS". Seriously, new faggots need to fucking get the hell out. If G4 or any other news report airs us on tv again, 4chan will dead. Wow maybe that was fox's plan. air website on tv=massive new faggots=destruction. sick.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 18:50 ID:C7Pgv2Lj

>>17

Agreed..

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 19:01 ID:OM7mTc6o

I'm a "new faggot" who has been using the internet +15 years.
What >>1 describes has happended heaps of times to IRC
channels, forums & news groups.

FUCK! It has happened to my local skate park over and over
again. First it was the invasions of the BMXers, then kids on roller blades, then a bunch of wanna be skaters because of
that "Tony Hawks pro Skater game" and now it is 12 year olds
on their fucking Mountain Bikes.

Through all of this there has always been a core of about 20
skaters who have just ridden on though it all.

If the invaders piss us of too much we just skate hard, use
lots of foul language and generally shame them into sitting
on the side lines until their mommies come and pick them up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 19:40 ID:sKeiH9MJ

@ 24

Sorry for being from another country!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 21:49 ID:WOAjIT+c

Sorry for being a newfag.
lolol. "A girl on 4chan? That's new."

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 21:50 ID:GVmWsMFw

troll+1

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 21:54 ID:WOAjIT+c

?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 21:56 ID:YA2fv9yi

newfags learn quickly from the oldfags so i dont see an issue with newfags. if the oldfags cared they'd stay.



and that's real

Name: gaia killed u 2007-08-02 22:09 ID:llJxhm6f

it is dying becaus gaia has killed you

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-02 22:21 ID:YA2fv9yi

its dying cause we touch ourselves at night

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