I was almost raped in a bar last year. I had a couple drinks, then a guy came up to me and we started talking. Later, he asked "Do you want to have sex?" and I said "yes". We went back to his place, got naked, I sucked him off, and just as he was about to place his penis in my vagina, I screamed "OMIGOD YOU SICK FUCK!" and called the cops. He's currently serving a 10 year prison sentence.
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Anonymous2007-07-31 7:47 ID:1zVpYJOD
Do you want to have sex?
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Anonymous2007-07-31 7:52 ID:1zVpYJOD
I wish I met a girl like you.
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Anonymous2007-07-31 7:59 ID:1zVpYJOD
Thelema, Timothy 2:26
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Anonymous2007-07-31 8:00 ID:1zVpYJOD
Anonymous, main redactor of the Holy book
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Anonymous2007-07-31 8:05 ID:1zVpYJOD
Can't find Da Book in here.
Does any fag in here know a good online version of Thy?
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Anonymous2007-07-31 8:10 ID:1zVpYJOD
"But shun profane and vain babblings; for they will increase unto more ungodliness. And their word will eat as doth a canker: of whom is Hymeneus and Philetus; Who concerning the truth have erred, saying that the resurrection is past already; and overthrow the faith of some." 2 TIMOTHY 2:16-18.
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Anonymous2007-07-31 8:11 ID:1zVpYJOD
So, here, it's Evil's Will. (Will is thelema in ancient greek)
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Anonymous2007-07-31 8:13 ID:1zVpYJOD
Hymeneus -> Hymen. Lots of Lulz. Naked City was right
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Anonymous2007-07-31 8:25 ID:1zVpYJOD
But wait a second, please.
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Anonymous2007-07-31 8:31 ID:1zVpYJOD
Philetus ~ Philos
Definition
1. friend, to be friendly to one, wish him well
1. a friend (fag)
2. an associate (fag)
3. he who associates familiarly with one, a companion (fag)
4. one of the bridegroom's friends who on his behalf asked the hand of the bride and rendered him various services in closing the marriage and celebrating the nuptials
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Anonymous2007-07-31 8:35 ID:1zVpYJOD
So, here, let's say a bridegroom could stand for a close friend to Joseh, hein? And Hymeneus for the virgin Mary. Ok.
I get the point.
A few guys were gossiping about the real paternity of Jesus. Holy bastards !
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Anonymous2007-07-31 8:50 ID:5tKhLSht
I really do hate her. She never goes out of her way to help him. He came on vaction with me this summer and now the devil woman wants him home a week early so he can baby sit his worthless little brother. I duno I wish he would stand up to her and say no but he can't because she's giving him her old crappy car. It just makes me so angry that she'd never do anything for him when he needs it, but if it's for his 6 yr old brother she'll jump through rings of fire.
pls help
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Anonymous2007-08-01 20:49 ID:u2aY9UVR
Old coppasta, It's on ED
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Anonymous2007-08-01 21:01 ID:KJaKtOqL
write Pen Island on your hand and show it to everyone who hates you
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Anonymous2007-08-01 21:53 ID:AAT46TjA
So they can stick it in your pooper?
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Anonymous2007-08-01 23:26 ID:u2aY9UVR
Nonono, it's Sticki Tin Mahp Ooper, i think it's african. But it a really bad curse. so write that on your face and go to the bar. No-one willever harrass you again