He is by far the biggest failure to every be produced via accidental pregnancy, he has short curly hair and is white and looks extrememly geeky. Make fun of him.
Hey, that USED to be my phone number! I'm gonna call it NOW and scream "MOAR BUTTSECKS LOL!" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until my eyeballs pop out ... and then I'll scream it MOAR.