Alrite Guys...

My girlfriend - To be Wife - Cheated on me for a second time.
I left her, But I feel so much pain in my heart.
So I'm going to kill myself.

...How should I do it?
...please, Try and be orginal, I want to have fun with my suicide ;).

Grizzly bear death match.

>>1
Using a catapult, cannon or trebuchet, launch yourself through the window of your most hated enemy, preferably during some kind of family gathering. You should strike the glass with sufficient force to shred your body to ribbons, causing you to burst spectacularly when you hit the wall at the back of the room. Try drinking lots of blue food dye just beforehand for that authentic "Jackson Pollock" effect.

Your enemy will have to pay huge amounts to clean and fix up the house, only to sell it on at a huge loss because nobody will want to buy it after such a horrific event. As a bonus, the last thing you see will be the unsuspecting faces of your victims. Bonus points if you traumatise a child.

>>1

if aimed correctly, throw your penis through the roof

OP here.
Alrite, that catapult thing is by far the best anyone has mentioned yet, I think it's win. :O

...any other ideas? >.>