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What's wrong with me

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 14:18 ID:CDs3HlcL

First, i'm guy. And I get along with all guys, like I would be best friend of everyone or something. Howerer this strange automatic force doesn't work on girls. I've never scored yet. Is this some sign that I should become gay?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 14:21 ID:uUL0wrRK

maybe you're bi.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 14:33 ID:fQqpmxI/

maybe your a fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 14:36 ID:f9CFxnml

maybe you're asexual.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 14:50 ID:uN1daHkE

>>3

ROFL

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 15:11 ID:EZ33uv9B

no chick worth being around would want to associate with a guy who uses the word "score"

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 15:20 ID:Heaven

That's right, you should say "rape and kill".

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 15:21 ID:o4RYjGY0

>>1
Welcome to being male. Wimminz are different from us. And even MORE surprising is that they don't like sex.

They sure are the opposite of us, aren't they? That's why you don't get along with them so well.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 16:33 ID:j2PCRVl5

>>8
not true girls do like sex
they just don't express it as much as guys

>>1
your not gay most people have this problem
i found that all you have t do is find a girl you really like
then sneak up on her and jammmm your thumb in her butthole
thatll really piss her off!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-27 21:43 ID:o4RYjGY0

>>9
I dunno. Walk up to girl and ask her "Do you wanna have sex?" and she'll say "Umm... No! Pervert!"

Walk up to a guy and ask "Do you want to have sex?" and he'll answer "Of course. Why, you interested?"

Name: Throbbin' 2007-07-27 22:16 ID:Heaven

>>10
What's scary is that women are like that (almost)EVERYWHERE. Is it that unpleasant to have a throbbing piece of meat in your vagina?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-28 15:39 ID:kguz3Fz4

>>11
It must be. Although it makes me wonder how gay men can like having said piece of meat in their ass if it's not enjoyable.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-28 15:59 ID:juCWVlny

>>12
Although anal must be something like a case of constipation whereby a huge turd goes back and forth in your bowels. Female genitalia must have nerve endings different enough to tell a penis and a turd apart.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-28 21:28 ID:hz0lso2U

>>11
it isn't unpleasant females are just afraid of anti-lulz when the guy figures out they suck at the sexy time

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-28 22:31 ID:S+SD5sIB

It's enjoyable enough. Some women love it.
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