I have a serious relationship problem

I have a dog, and I'm in love with her.
Try to except it.
Just wrap your stubborn, bigot mind around it, and once you do please help me. Just try and treat it like a regular relationship problem, ok? Fine.
Well, I have been in a relationship with my dog (who's a beautiful  and who's name is Rosa) for two years and four months.
We used to make love every day, and it was usually her who would make the first move. She is very romantic.
Now, recently she stopped. She isn't passionate as she were, and she almost doesn't do anything in the bedroom.
I think she's hiding something, or maybe she just doesn't love me anymore?
What should I do? Should I surprise her somehow and try to get the spark back? Do you think she's breaking up with me?
I really don't want to loose her.

She's on her period, maybe

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Do a barrel roll

Put shoe on head

Then put shoe on her head

And all will be well

She found another man.

ಠ_ಠ ello'

You know the big, black lab down the street? Yeah, he's been pimpin' that bitch out all over town!

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