I want to look like SpongeBob

I have decided what my goal in life is going to be:
I will become a real life SpongeBob.
I have several ideas how to make it happen (money is no object, I have reach parents):

1. Full body yellow tattoo.
2. Skull reconstruction. I'll make my head square.
3. Bones reconstruction in legs. I'll make them shorter.
4. Fat suction and fitness training on specific areas. Also, some skin surgeries.
Basically I want to flatten my stomach, chest, back, and widen my shoulders so my body would become square.
5. Drilling holes in bones in several areas and than using stitches so there will be a connection between the loose skin so I'll have actual holes.

Any other suggestions would be welcomed.

I WILL become SpongeBob, mark my words.
When I will accomplish this just remember: you were the lucky few who saw the beginning.

Farewell!

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Hi Spong boob

It's patrick.

>>2

=O

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CHINO!

>>1

I wish you luck, future sponge!

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Ron sighed heavily. “I think you made the right choice,” he said. “It would be too dangerous for her to come with us. You’ll have a lot to make up to her when this is over, though.”

To say he was surprised was a massive understatement. Still, he steeled himself for what he was about to say. “I didn’t ask her to wait
for me, Ron. We have no idea how long this is going to take, or if I’ll even be around when it’s finished.”
“Don’t talk like that, Harry,” Ron said fiercely. “Of course you will. And she’ll wait.”

Ron fell silent again, and this time it was Harry who waited for him to say more. Finally, realizing that Ron wasn’t going to add anything to that statement, Harry couldn’t contain his curiosity. He wished he could control that hope that flared within his heart, but he couldn’t. He didn’t even know how to begin to try.

I would not be surprised if there issnt already someone like this.

How are you going to pay for all of this? lulz