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Pouring Out My Heart

Name: And Soul 2007-07-17 16:45 ID:p/YrRRqK

Yesterday pushed me over the edge.

It all started 10 years ago when I moved out my parent's house and into some slum shit apartment that I only went to because my parents won't fucking help pay for it. I hate them. Anyways, when I moved it, I had to be with a roomate too. I hated him. He was an asshole. I left after 3 years of putting up with the fucker who almost fucking raped me. After that I went to college because I had a steady job, and the news of the attempted rape resulted in my parents finally sending me money to heal my emotional damage... Believe money helped, but it doesn't fucking help in the long-run. Well I moved into a college dorm with a room-mate I loved as a friend for 4 years when I graduated. I rented an apartment that was pretty clean and nice and by coincidence, I shared a room with my college room-mates brother. I thought they would be the same, since they were twins, but I was wrong. He seemed cool for the first year. Then he went into a spiral of wrong-doings and started hanging out with the wrong crowd. He came home late everyday and brought strange punk fuckers home everyday. I was sick of it. Then last year I woke up and saw this grimey beast all over me and apparently he was trying to fuck me. My pycho-fucker room-mate was trying to make money by letting these fucking losers try to fuck me. That was it. I tried to forget it and got him kicked out of the apartment. I got a restraining order against him. Then a few days ago I was out at the library checking out some books and when I returned home, my whole apartment was torn apart and I found a message that said "fuck u bitch". I think it was my old room-mate. I cannot handle it anymore, I've suffered all my life, it's not fair. Why is God doing this to me?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 16:48 ID:ZsyZ7XFg

STFU you emo piece of shit. It's called life, deal with it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 16:50 ID:Heaven

become an hero

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 16:51 ID:LHjD7VPm

lol so you almost get raped all teh time?
rofl you must be a giant pussy then
lolz

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 17:04 ID:QFdMi6Je

um.. stop getting raped

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 17:06 ID:p/YrRRqK

I shouldn't even be getting raped, I've been obese all my life.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 17:29 ID:E4mtpSQ4

>>1
Give up that god shit, for a start. If this isn't proof enough for you that there is no god, then... blargh.

Second of all, search the enterwabs for some advice. They'll be enough of stuff out there to get you some help.

Finally, befriend a big, ugly gay man, and pay him some money to go brutally rape your ex-room mate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 17:46 ID:UDQWa/TU

befriend a big, ugly gay man, and pay him some money to go brutally rape your ex-room mate.
Ding ding, we have a Winrar.

Or you could just stab the motherfuckers if they ever get close to you. That'll give you a reputation as someone not to be fucked with. Simply tell people you sleep with a knife under your pillow, or carry them with you at all times. Be serious about it to the assholes and they'll back off. If they persist, show some fucking backbone and stand up to them.

Failing that, strangle any bastard who tries. Just let go quickly and they'll back off. Think about it, bullies behave that way, you can too. Use force when necessary to save yourself and your sanity.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 17:53 ID:p/YrRRqK

OP here


By the way, I lied about this whole thing. I'm really a 15 year old boy lol!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 18:04 ID:UDQWa/TU

>>1
>>9
zomg, same person.

Still believable though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 18:17 ID:2G8TLwbs

Dear nerds, of all forms,

Shut the fuck up. You are not deeper than the average human being. You do not have the god-given right to whine about a past you completely made up. Your dad did not rape you while your brothers beat off into a bucket and poured it onto a salad. Your poetry sucks, and putting it to sub-par guitar rhythm doesn't make it any better. Your ideas are stupid. Refusing to vote doesn't mean you're taking a stand against a corrupt democratic system, it means you're fucking CAUSING a corrupt democratic system by not voicing your opinion through a vote, you fucking moron. And stop bitching whenever someone causes a little wave in your video games. Just because your party wiped in WoW doesn't mean you get to be an asshole, it means that your avatar's HP meter says "0" and that's the bloody end of it. Your stories are horrible and cliche, and your fanfictions need far, FAR less sex with Legolas/Inuyasha/Luke Skywalker/Leon Kennedy. Stop whining about how "LOL THERE IS NO GOD" and "LOL RELIJUN IS EVILLLLLLL," because you know precisely dick about what you're talking about. Religion is not evil. The people that strap bombs to their chests and blow up a city block are evil. I fail to see how screaming "Allah be praised" right before you push the button makes it God's fault. Also, you do not have an 11 inch PENIS, and you have never had sex, and most certainly not with four women, one of whom is not your sister. Now please, shut the fuck up and go back to your computers to fap to anime porn.

The Management

This is not copy pasta

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 18:21 ID:24OmrdAN

pooper

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 18:27 ID:E4mtpSQ4

>>11
Win for the first third, was all set to become zapped future copy pasta, but then epic whiny fail for the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 21:52 ID:yQbRIEyn

SInce you're a 15 year old boy, can we meet and then let me fuck you up the ass? I promise I'll be rough

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