Name: Anonymous 2007-07-15 0:01 ID:TzolrzrW
My parents buying stuff for me is a really big deal for me seeing as how I hate asking them for stuff and them not wanting to waste a lot of money. So, when I buy something I have to make sure that it will last me until they will take me to go shopping again (like 3 years later) and that it will be something I will have no problem wearing even as I grow older even if I don't really like it all that much anymore. The plan was to just go in get a couple of shirts and a pair of shoes for me and my mom, but you know how parents are, they don't miss a chance to royally fuck you over.
Anyways, I moved fast but picked stuff I was sure to like and was done in about 35 minutes. When it came to my mother during her shopping however, she took like a fucking hour. She wasn't sure if it looked good on her and I was used to waiting patiently, but this time she took it too far. She finally picked out some shoes and decided on buying a dress too. A dress during winter. Who does that? Anyway she was trying it on and looking in the mirror, but just complained immediately.
"I heard on the news that stores use special mirrors to make you look more attractive so that you'll be more eager to buy things. I want it now but I don't think I'd like it when I get home. Petey come over here and try it out for mommy" she said.
"What?" I said. "You want me to try on the dress? What could what that do?"
"If I see you in it then I could judge for myself if I would look good in it or not. We're about the same height. C'mon come here" she said.
"Mom, no" I managed to utter. I was still caught off guard by such an awkard request. She's never done anything like this before.
"Listen here you ungrateful bastard. We buy you things and you can't even do your mother a simple favor? I gave birth to you. Its the least you could do and it'll only last 2 minutes. What's the problem?" she seemed really ticked off. My submissive personality made me do it before I annoyed her any further. I put it on quickly and she looked at me front and back for 10 minutes and all the while cracking jokes that if it weren't for my hairy legs I could easily pass off as a girl. I didn't find it very funny. She ultimately decided to buy it, but the problem was that my frame was too big to get it off. We didn't have time to struggle with it to take it off because we had to go pick up my brother from work and then we wouldn't make it in time to go to the airport to visit my grandma.
"Just wear it to the car" she said. "It'll only be a 2 minute walk out of the mall no one will notice. Besides it all just clothes anyway."
"Mom, you got to be fucking kidding me" I said. "I'm not doing it. Everyone will notice and will laugh at me."
"Don't you talk to your fucking mother like that you little shit. If you're gonna be such a cry baby then here. Wear this hat and no one will see you face" she said. She handed me a straw hat and I tipped it down, making it cover my entire face. I practically started sprinting to the mall exit doors, but my thighs were really close together because of the dress and my 8 in. cock kept rubbing against my thighs and I'm pretty sure I got a nasty chaff from it. I was running past Santa's photobooth when he stretched out his arm and dragged me onto his lap. This guy was piss drunk and I was struggling to get out.
"Why hello there pretty little lady?" Santa said. "What do you want for Christmas?"
"I'm not a girl! Let me go! I need to go!" I yelled. "Help!"
"Don't be in such a hurry Florence Nightengale. I just want one quick picture. A pretty girl like you should get used to getting her picture taken." I was fucking pissed at all the girl references and luckily there was a Victoria's secret poster across the room. I'd surprise him with a big hairy cock. I got a hard on and with his hand on my lap I knew he felt it from the jutter of his hand.
"A chick with a dick huh?" he said. "Looks like Christmas came early for me!" He sounded extremely delighted and began running his hand up and down my shaft. Just my fucking luck! At least no one seemed to notice except for his fucking elf who was laughing his ass off. He took a whole scrapbook worth of pictures and eventually all the rubbing made my chaffed dick bleed out. I didn't mean to, but on top of the blood my cock squirted out a load of jizzum. A cute little puppy dog in a nice Christmas outfit came and began to lap it up. Any other situation it would be disgusting, but he just looked so adorable and cute while he did it that there was no way I could feel repulsed by what I was seeing. My mother eventually came to my rescue and yanked me from Santa's lap.
"What do you fucking think you're doing. You think this is time to take pictures? We're gonna miss our plane! How old are you? Weren't you just whining about not being seen and now you're taking pictures! I don't get you! Let's go!" she said. I fucking sprinted to the door and my hat flew off and exposed my face. People took pictures of me on the way out, but I didn't care. Christmas and my life was ruined.
Anways 4chan, its been a few weeks and I've had all of Christmas break to deal with it. I've gotten passed it, but when I returned to school after Christmas break everyone had pictures of me in a dress with my cock hanging out sprinting in the mall. It turns out I wasn't the only kid from that school to be at the mall during that time. Even worse, the pictures the elf made were mass produced and it was like a little story. If you put the pictures in the right sequence and turned them fast enough it would be a short "film" of Santa jerking me off and me crying and the dog lapping up the squirts. Then someone hacked into my Myspace and posted pictures of me in the dress after Santa jacked me off so my penis was all flacid. Now everyone calls me "Limp Dick" and changed my password so I can't delete it from my profile. I don't know what to do 4chan. Please I'm begging you. Help me get through this. What do I doooooooooooooo?!??!??!!
Anyways, I moved fast but picked stuff I was sure to like and was done in about 35 minutes. When it came to my mother during her shopping however, she took like a fucking hour. She wasn't sure if it looked good on her and I was used to waiting patiently, but this time she took it too far. She finally picked out some shoes and decided on buying a dress too. A dress during winter. Who does that? Anyway she was trying it on and looking in the mirror, but just complained immediately.
"I heard on the news that stores use special mirrors to make you look more attractive so that you'll be more eager to buy things. I want it now but I don't think I'd like it when I get home. Petey come over here and try it out for mommy" she said.
"What?" I said. "You want me to try on the dress? What could what that do?"
"If I see you in it then I could judge for myself if I would look good in it or not. We're about the same height. C'mon come here" she said.
"Mom, no" I managed to utter. I was still caught off guard by such an awkard request. She's never done anything like this before.
"Listen here you ungrateful bastard. We buy you things and you can't even do your mother a simple favor? I gave birth to you. Its the least you could do and it'll only last 2 minutes. What's the problem?" she seemed really ticked off. My submissive personality made me do it before I annoyed her any further. I put it on quickly and she looked at me front and back for 10 minutes and all the while cracking jokes that if it weren't for my hairy legs I could easily pass off as a girl. I didn't find it very funny. She ultimately decided to buy it, but the problem was that my frame was too big to get it off. We didn't have time to struggle with it to take it off because we had to go pick up my brother from work and then we wouldn't make it in time to go to the airport to visit my grandma.
"Just wear it to the car" she said. "It'll only be a 2 minute walk out of the mall no one will notice. Besides it all just clothes anyway."
"Mom, you got to be fucking kidding me" I said. "I'm not doing it. Everyone will notice and will laugh at me."
"Don't you talk to your fucking mother like that you little shit. If you're gonna be such a cry baby then here. Wear this hat and no one will see you face" she said. She handed me a straw hat and I tipped it down, making it cover my entire face. I practically started sprinting to the mall exit doors, but my thighs were really close together because of the dress and my 8 in. cock kept rubbing against my thighs and I'm pretty sure I got a nasty chaff from it. I was running past Santa's photobooth when he stretched out his arm and dragged me onto his lap. This guy was piss drunk and I was struggling to get out.
"Why hello there pretty little lady?" Santa said. "What do you want for Christmas?"
"I'm not a girl! Let me go! I need to go!" I yelled. "Help!"
"Don't be in such a hurry Florence Nightengale. I just want one quick picture. A pretty girl like you should get used to getting her picture taken." I was fucking pissed at all the girl references and luckily there was a Victoria's secret poster across the room. I'd surprise him with a big hairy cock. I got a hard on and with his hand on my lap I knew he felt it from the jutter of his hand.
"A chick with a dick huh?" he said. "Looks like Christmas came early for me!" He sounded extremely delighted and began running his hand up and down my shaft. Just my fucking luck! At least no one seemed to notice except for his fucking elf who was laughing his ass off. He took a whole scrapbook worth of pictures and eventually all the rubbing made my chaffed dick bleed out. I didn't mean to, but on top of the blood my cock squirted out a load of jizzum. A cute little puppy dog in a nice Christmas outfit came and began to lap it up. Any other situation it would be disgusting, but he just looked so adorable and cute while he did it that there was no way I could feel repulsed by what I was seeing. My mother eventually came to my rescue and yanked me from Santa's lap.
"What do you fucking think you're doing. You think this is time to take pictures? We're gonna miss our plane! How old are you? Weren't you just whining about not being seen and now you're taking pictures! I don't get you! Let's go!" she said. I fucking sprinted to the door and my hat flew off and exposed my face. People took pictures of me on the way out, but I didn't care. Christmas and my life was ruined.
Anways 4chan, its been a few weeks and I've had all of Christmas break to deal with it. I've gotten passed it, but when I returned to school after Christmas break everyone had pictures of me in a dress with my cock hanging out sprinting in the mall. It turns out I wasn't the only kid from that school to be at the mall during that time. Even worse, the pictures the elf made were mass produced and it was like a little story. If you put the pictures in the right sequence and turned them fast enough it would be a short "film" of Santa jerking me off and me crying and the dog lapping up the squirts. Then someone hacked into my Myspace and posted pictures of me in the dress after Santa jacked me off so my penis was all flacid. Now everyone calls me "Limp Dick" and changed my password so I can't delete it from my profile. I don't know what to do 4chan. Please I'm begging you. Help me get through this. What do I doooooooooooooo?!??!??!!