If you dont know how this works....wikipedia.com and look up the aristocrats.
the rules are
1.dont repeat the same thing twice
2. as nasty and fucked up as you can make it
3. seriously rated XXX type shit.
4. dont end it.....yet.
OKAY...GO
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Anonymous2007-07-13 15:51 ID:LLCU9IIg
A family walks into a talent agency and said "we have an interesting act for you"
"I don't do family acts they dont sell tickets" the agent said.
"AH" the father interupted. "But you never seen this." the talent agency nodded an approval to show him what they got....
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Anonymous2007-07-13 15:52 ID:LLCU9IIg
There was a mom, dad, dog, son, daughter, granny and a baby.
they proceed to take off their clothes....
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Anonymous2007-07-13 17:06 ID:XPaPxJV1
then they proceed to shit and piss and cum all over their clothes and put them back on...
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Anonymous2007-07-13 17:27 ID:njONRBB7
Then the father takes out a knife from his trousers and slits the baby's throat...
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Anonymous2007-07-13 17:50 ID:LLCU9IIg
...then he proceeds to fuck the babys throat while the mom eats out the grandma while the grandma sucks the son while the son fingers the daughter
then the daughter cums and the dog licks it up. the dog goes over to the dad who he anal fucks...
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Anonymous2007-07-13 21:08 ID:o6y7b9Hj
and the mom licks the daughter out for 6 hours, upon which the son presents them with a cerificate from the Guiness Book of World Records for eating out your daughter
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Anonymous2007-07-13 21:09 ID:o6y7b9Hj
the mom says, wait I can go longer, and licks the daughter for another 7 hours
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Anonymous2007-07-13 21:44 ID:gPR9xqcV
They finally stop.
"Well, that was interesting," the agent said.
"Oh sorry, that wasn't the act!" the father said laughingly. They then proceeded to juggle a bunch of random objects while riding unicycles around the room.
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Anonymous2007-07-13 21:44 ID:gPR9xqcV
They finally stopped.
"Well, that was interesting," the agent said.
"Oh sorry, that wasn't the act!" the father said laughingly. They then proceeded to juggle a bunch of random objects while riding unicycles around the room.
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Anonymous2007-07-14 12:10 ID:DHUY0StM
naked unicycle riding. until one of the chainsaws cut off grandmas arm.
So she yelled blood orgy!
the son then chopped of her head and proceeded to fuck the hole. the mother used a bowling pin on her and the father fucks the dog...
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Anonymous2007-07-14 13:59 ID:HyRvGCnr
They finally stop.
"Well, that was interesting," the agent said.
"Oh sorry, that wasn't the act!" the father said laughingly. They then proceeded to juggle a bunch of random objects while riding unicycles around the room.