Faith in human race +1

So I was just working my night shift at the video store, when a regular customer - who always comes in with his girlfriend and are dead set some of the nicest people I've ever met, asked me if I liked BBQ. Cut to the end of the night, about to close up, the guy comes in with a plate of Barbequed sausages and steak and skewers that his girlfriend had just finished making and bought me a beer to go with it. Fuckin' A! It was also the nicest meal I've had in a while.

don't you wished he also would have said "oh and by the way when you're done here my girlfriend wants to fuck you in my car"

>>2
no, she was ugly

He is a predator and wants to rape you and make a video of it which will shot by his girlfriend who will get an orgasm from your murder and then he will masturbate on your corpse I am not kidding

Next time they're coming in to rape you, just be aware of that.

>>5
its not rape if you like it.

If only adding 1 to faith in the human race would amount to something. Everyday the number goes down by about 12,000, so yer lousy 1 isn't doing much to help.

I bet he put industrial cleaner in the meat.

A human race against whom?

>>9
Me, of course. I am the fastest man alive.

Faith In Humanity : http://www.memecenter.com/fun/2327103/faith-in-humanity

>>11
what the fuck is this? someone ban this advertizing motherfucker!

>>12

What the fuck is this? someone ban this trolling motherfucker!

>>11
/b/ quality shit.