How To Keep A Guy Interested

1. Laugh at him. I’ve heard guys tell the lamest jokes that are so not funny! But if my husband where telling the exact same joke, I’d laugh until tears came out of my eyes. For some unknown reason, guys like to know they have the ability to make a woman laugh and put a smile on her face. Even if your guy is not so funny, make him thinks he should have pursued a career in stand-up comedy. He’ll really appreciate it!

2. Think like a guy. Enter his world and see what it’s like to be obsessed with sports, cars and beer. Attend sporting events regularly with your man. Read up on his favorite sports, players, etc. so that you can comment just like his guys friends do when Shaq misses a shot or the Dolphins lose another game. He’ll be even more impressed if you can rattle off a statistic or two. What you’re doing by sharing this time with your man is bringing you both closer. He’s not going to want to lose his best friend and by being part of his world, you’re going to become just that!

Listen up whores,

you want to keep a guy interested?

1)  Lose some weight you fat pig.  No man likes fat chicks, look at any high-class mainstream porn and you'll see what guys are into.  And yes, you are fat.  Stop being in denial.  It's disgusting.  It's even worse when you wear clothing that shows all your flab.   Take the fucking fork out of your mouth and maybe get some exercise, fatty.

2)  Shut the fuck up.  You fucking bitches do nothing but yap yap yap about dumb irrelevant nonsense.  Nothing worse than some bitch nervously chattering away trying to show you how great her personality is.

3)  Stop trying to be his 'girlfriend'.  Don't call him 500 times a day, don't stalk, don't question him, it's annoying.  The sooner you realize that the only reason guys even talk to a girl is because they want to fuck, the better.  Some pussy guys might act like they want to be your boyfriend (or 'just friends') and buy you things and all that shit, but they all just want to fuck you, nothing more.  The guys that are pussies are that way because they don't have any game and that is their pathetic way to get laid.  It's just like if you're a lottery winner and suddenly you have some new 'friends'.  They're not your friends, they just want something.  They don't like you, they just want something you have and are trying to get it any way they can.  Get the concept you dumb ho?

So, you dumb whores, there it is.  Fail to follow those three points and you can enjoy having a marriage with the bottom of the barrel losers that only settle for an annoying fat pig like you because no hot chick will spread for them.  Just think, with his huge McDonalds paycheck you might be able to afford to rent an apartment that ISN'T in someone's basement one day. wow