Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 3:34 ID:BkZvX8GR
A reading from Genesis:
In the beginning there was Moot.
On the first day Moot created 4chan and said 'Lord, this is 4chan, bringer of pain'.
On the second day, Moot created anonymous, they became lonely so Moot created Bridget, anonymous complained of this trap, but moot proclaimed 'there are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice'.
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode, 'behold tripcode' he said, only ye who wish to forgive may preform.
On the forth day, Moot created /b/, and many anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moots creation was in dissaray, MYSQL errors killed off many anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky, and thusly proclaimed 'this sticky sux0rz'.
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.
In the beginning there was Moot.
On the first day Moot created 4chan and said 'Lord, this is 4chan, bringer of pain'.
On the second day, Moot created anonymous, they became lonely so Moot created Bridget, anonymous complained of this trap, but moot proclaimed 'there are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice'.
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode, 'behold tripcode' he said, only ye who wish to forgive may preform.
On the forth day, Moot created /b/, and many anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moots creation was in dissaray, MYSQL errors killed off many anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky, and thusly proclaimed 'this sticky sux0rz'.
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.