All you girls shut up, my boyfriend looks at porn a lot, I don't give a shit if he does it or not. It's not a big fucking deal, you act like you've never seen any other penis before.
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Anonymous2009-09-21 20:46
>>6
When I jerk off I sometimes send my girl a text message saying "roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you"
Of course I'm actually thinking about her, me and Liz Vicious in a threeway, but that doesn't lend itself to a concise rhyme.