Another horrible mall approach.

eez, I really haven't been getting any success lately. So I went to the mall today and I'm walking around for hours and see few chicks that I'd actually want to approach. Then when the mall is almost closing, I walk around and see this one chick on the phone. Like most of my approaches, it was a sucky approach:
Me: Hey, I was doing a music survey and I was wondering, what music do you like.
[She ignores me]
Me: I was asking what music you liked. Personally, I see you as the kind of girl who listens to countries and loves guitars.
Her: I'm definitely not that type of girl.
Her: Look, I'm on the phone.
Me: So, I've got to get back to my girlfriend pretty soon and I was wondering, do you have a number?
Her: No.
Me: Yeah, I wouldn't give you my number because I personally don't think you're that hot.
Her: Okay.
Me: See ya.

Yeah... I'm not getting laid or even going to get a number pretty soon it seems.

My mall approach consists of the following:

Drive car through Lasenza store window,
Get out and fire assault rifle everywhere then,
using a taser refitted as a bayonette nab the first few chicks I can throw them in the back and roll out.

Then comes the high speed police chase; unfortunately to gain speed you'll have to jettison a few unconsious chicks but they also make good speed bumps for the cop cars.


Return home AND BECOME A MAN.

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tl;dr

GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN