I am owed so much by America,

As a young black man in white America, we can all agree that I am owed A LOT. Not just for my heroic survival of slavery, but also for my survival of racism. What are some ways that this can be made up to me? Keep in mind that I am already rich, so I don't care about your little money. Also, I get plenty of hot young white girls so don't bother offering me them either, I already own them! So, does anybody have any ideas?

You're not black, you spelled everything right.

blatant sarcasam is blatant

You know, where I'm from, we kick you people down into wells just for talking to us the wrong way.