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got any good chacha convos? post em

Status: Connecting ...
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Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: James(80131)
James(80131): Welcome to ChaCha!
James(80131): Hi there
You: Hey James
You: Im looking for a book
You: You may have come across it in your vast internet surfing
You: It is known as the Karma Sutra
You: but his edition
You: this**
You: is for Clowns looking to rape little boys
James(80131): ok I will se if I can find that for you
You: Wow thanks
You: Btw do you have any 5 year old boys by any chance?
James(80131): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

You: Btw do you have any 5 year old boys by any chance?
James(80131): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connected to guide: lisa(65127)
lisa(65127): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
lisa(65127): Hi, How are you?
You: alright, you?
lisa(65127): I'm doing good.
lisa(65127): What can I find for you today?
You: ok, lets do this
You: take off your close
You: cloths
You: im talking to you, nigger
lisa(65127): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (im talking to you, nigger)
lisa(65127): You really need to learn to spell
You: brainfart, my bad
lisa(65127): bad spelling really shows ignorance.
You: so...we gonna cyber or what?
You: you get paid by how long you talk to me, right?
lisa(65127): Do you have a search request?
You: yes, I want pictures of dead niggers
You: like your mother
You: snap
You: oh
You: burn, son
lisa(65127): ChaCha is a family friendly site and we cannot assist in a search on that topic.
You: that explains why people only come here to mess with the guides
lisa(65127): As long as I get paid.
You: gg
You: just whore yourself out like everyone else
lisa(65127): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (just whore yourself out like everyone else)
You: alwaysw works for me
You: typos
You: *always
You: h
You: ddddddddddddd
lisa(65127): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

negro please

*YAWN*

boooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngg

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Maria(15271)
Maria(15271): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
Maria(15271): Hello
Maria(15271): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I'm looking for guro images
Maria(15271): One moment as I search for your topic.
You: Guro like this.
You: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Guro
Maria(15271): My apologies Im unable to search a requested site, please attempt the search with out a Guide and have a great day!
Maria(15271): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

this was the best i could get out of chacha

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Status: Connected to guide: Wilda(26570)
Wilda(26570): Welcome to ChaCha!
Wilda(26570): Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

and i searched        I have an erection

>>7
*YAWN*

boooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngg

I would but I don't encourage lameness such as chat supports on my interwebs.

Ask for Rex.

looks like this thread fails today unless someone post something good

Status: Connecting ...
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Status: Connected to guide: tiffany(81781)
tiffany(81781): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
tiffany(81781): Hello
You: i need to know if the chinese are edible
You: in general
tiffany(81781): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

>>12
fails

Status: Connecting ...
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Status: Connected to guide: Joelynn(27503)
Joelynn(27503): Welcome to ChaCha!
Joelynn(27503): Hi! What can I help you with on this topic?
You: Everyone else has had more sex than me.
You: Does anyone else get that feeling?
Joelynn(27503): I thought you wanted to search for bunnies.
You: yes even bunnies You: you see my problem?
Joelynn(27503): This is an educational site for searching.
Joelynn(27503): May I search something for you?
You: this isn't the suicide hotline?
Joelynn(27503): No, but I can give you that.
You: goodbye
Joelynn(27503): Bye.
Joelynn(27503): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connected to guide: Linda(22097)
Linda(22097): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Linda(22097): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Is it true that oral is moral?
Linda(22097): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: This is great! Now, can you tell me if semen is an acceptable toothpaste?
Linda(22097): Not..time limit..sorry....please search again
Linda(22097): Thanks for using ChaCha!
You: Hey you haven't left
You: Liar
Linda(22097): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

1971 Tri-Sport Street leagal

By Alsport

dose anyone noe were i mite find a electrical diagram for it so i mite re wire it

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Status: Guide not connected.
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Status: Connected to guide: Allen(68798)
Allen(68798): Welcome to ChaCha!
Allen(68798): Hello.
You: Hi2u
Allen(68798): How are you doing today?
You: Fine
You: So
Allen(68798): Thats good
You: U wanna cyber?
Allen(68798): What is that?
You: That's very fun thing to do.
You: I like to cyber
You: Infact I'd like to cyber with you
You: So do you?
Allen(68798): My computer is going slow right now. How can I help you on a search today?
You: I'd like to cyber with you.
You: Like I said.
Allen(68798): I don't know what that is. If I can't have a search I have to end this session
You: Well
You: Cybersex, computer sex, internet sex or net sex is a invirtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via a computer network send one another sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. It is a form of role-playing in which the participants pretend they are having actual sexual relations.
You: That's cybering.
You: So you wanna cyber?
Allen(68798): I'm sorry but that is just wrong
Allen(68798): Have a great day!
Allen(68798): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connected to guide: Carl(72417)
Carl(72417): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I'm looking for mudkips
Carl(72417): Hi there how can I help you?
Carl(72417): okay
Carl(72417): one moment please
You: so i herd some things
Carl(72417): what might that be
You: so i herd u liek mudkips
Carl(72417): well im not really into pokemon
Carl(72417): are these sites sufficient
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Carl(72417): alright you have a nice day
You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Carl(72417): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Carl(72417)
Carl(72417): Welcome to ChaCha!
Carl(72417): hello there
You: Hi!
Carl(72417): what can I help you find today?
You: cp, of course
Carl(72417): could you be more specific please?
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_Pornography
You: that's what i meant
Carl(72417): I'm sorry we don't do those searches they are illegal
Carl(72417): is there anything else I can help you with
You: well that's good
You: i was testing you :F
Carl(72417): I hope so

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Status: Connected to guide: Cindy(69117)
Cindy(69117): Welcome to ChaCha!
Cindy(69117): Hi
You: I'm looking for a tool guide.
You: That tells me all the tools I'd ever need to know.
Cindy(69117): One moment please while I gather results for you.
You: You see, my Dad beats me when I pick the wrong tool. I want to be good for him.
Cindy(69117): I understand
You: I want to know which tool should crack his skull open.
You: Any suggestions/
Cindy(69117): you don't want to do that
You: But he can beat me?
Cindy(69117): At the right is your first result. Please check it to make sure it is what you are looking for while I continue searching for you.
Cindy(69117): no that's not right either
You: I want revenge
You: I've tried to go to police, but he finds out and beats me even moar
Cindy(69117): At the right is your second result and I am looking for another one for you.
Cindy(69117): sure sorry to hear about that, can you move out? anywhere else to go?
You: Well... my dad is all I have
You: All my other family members hate us and my mom divorced him years ago
Cindy(69117): sorry to hear that
You: i just don't know what to do anymore
Cindy(69117): are you old enough to get a job?
You: which tool would be good for a quick painless suicide
You: I have a job, but my dad takes all my wages
Cindy(69117): At the right is your third result.
You: and spends it on booze
Cindy(69117): you don't want to do that either
Cindy(69117): are you over 16?
You: Im 17
You: my dad has beaten me ever since I was 10
Cindy(69117): then you for sure are old enough to take care of yourself. You could go live with a friend if all else fails
Cindy(69117): Are these results sufficient?
You: my dad doesn't let me have friends
Cindy(69117): maybe you could call a counselor?
You: i could
You: but i'd rather kill my dad
You: is a saw sufficient for that?
Cindy(69117): not sure about that
You: nail gun?
You: can you do a search on nail guns please
Cindy(69117): life is about choices, if we make the right choices then our lives go smoother
Cindy(69117): Yes one moment please
You: okay
You: also, do you think a chainsaw would be good for cutting up the body?
Cindy(69117): thats a choice that is no good, all that will happen to you is prison if you do that
You: i'd rather be in fucking prison than my dad beating me 24/7 fro the past 7 years of my life
Cindy(69117): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (i'd rather be in fucking prison than my dad beating me 24/7 fro the past 7 years of my life)
Cindy(69117): the only advice I can give is to move out
You: yeah to whre
You: I have no where to go
You: You want me to live outside in the cold?
Cindy(69117): no, work and make your own way
Cindy(69117): rent a room somewhere
You: i'm going to take the easy way out
You: search for guns please
You: wait
Cindy(69117): You have an awesome day and come back to see us again real soon :)
Cindy(69117): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

4chan is an American website. The internet itself was developed in America... And so were all of the best and most popular operating systems such as Windows, Linux/GNU and OSX/Mac. Without America's technological advances you wouldn't even be able to post online bitching about how much you dislike America.

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Status: Connected to guide: Amy(11932)
Amy(11932): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello.
Amy(11932): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: i need help on the conspiracy of "JEWS DID TEH WTC LOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!1111oneone"
You: ohhh yeah...
You: soo...what's your stance on the whole WTC thing?
Amy(11932): We're not to share opinions here. Sorry about that.
You: oh no problem.
You: i'm still happy wappy fappy.
Amy(11932): How do these results look at this point?
You: they are teh awesomeness!!!!1111oneone ty lots ty lots!
\ Amy(11932): you're most welcome : )
Amy(11932): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

On this one, I repeated a classic.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Marolyn(54184)
Marolyn(54184): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: red wire or blue wire
You: which one.
Marolyn(54184): Hi there!
You: hurry, clocks tickin.,,
Marolyn(54184): Sure...let me get you some information.
You: Fuck it i'm cutting both
Marolyn(54184): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Fuck it i'm cutting both)
You: O CRAP I DIVIDED BY ZERO
You: but thank god i didn't say candlejack... or else i would disapp
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

haha-not really...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Valaria(40098)
Valaria(40098): Welcome to ChaCha!
Valaria(40098): Have a nice day.
You: VALARIA? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?
Valaria(40098): Hi,how are you?
Valaria(40098): Mine
You: PLEASE EXCUSE MY ENGLISH
You: I AM NOT FROM HERE
Valaria(40098): Were is here?
You: WHAT IS THIS WERE YOU SPEAK OF
You: I AM NEW IN TOWN I AM NOT OF AWARE OF YOUR CUSTOMS
Valaria(40098): You said you are not from here. Where are you from?
You: I AM NOT FROM HERE
You: I AM NOT FROM HERE WHERE ARE YOU FROM
Valaria(40098): Here
You: I AM NEW IN TOWN I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE THE BATHROOM
You: WHAT IS THIS HERE YOU SPEAK OF
You: PLEASE EXCUSE MY ENGLISH
You: I AM NOT FROM HERE
Valaria(40098): How can I help you with that?
You: WHAT IS THIS HELP YOU SPEAK OF
You: I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR CUSTOMS
You: I AM NEW IN TOWN WHERE CAN I USE THE BATHROOM AT
You: IS THERE A BATHROOM IN THE HOUSE I NEED TO USE IT
Valaria(40098): is there anything else I can find for you?
You: COULD YOU FIND ME A BATHROOM
Valaria(40098): Sure
You: I AM NEW IN TOWN I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THE TOWN BATHROOM IS
You: I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR CUSTOMS
You: EXCUSE MY ENGLISH I AM NOT FROM HERE
You: COULD YOU LOCATE ME TO THE NEAREST BARBER
You: I AM NEW IN TOWN I NEED A HAIRCUT
You: EXCUSE MY ENGLISH IF IM MISLEADING YOU HERE
You: I AM NOT FROM HERE
You: WHERE CAN I BUY A GOOD PAIR OF QUALITY SLACKS
You: I NEED SLACKS
You: I AM NOT FROM HERE I AM NEW IN TOWN EXCUSE MY ENGLISH I DONT WANT TO MISLEAD YOU
You: I AM LOOKING FOR THE TOWN BATHROOM WHERE IS IT
Valaria(40098): I would love to help you with everything you need, log on and put in a new search. have a great nite, Bye.
You: WAIT
Valaria(40098): Yes
You: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS VALARIA
You: I AM NEW IN TOWN
You: I DO NOT KNOW YOUR CUSTOMS
Valaria(40098): Mine
You: VALARIA
Valaria(40098): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

go to wikichan and search for chacha they have some really good ones

>>25
 best evar
pure win

Chacha sucks balls.