i want to be famous and successful

and very very rich. can i make plenty of cash by writing a novel? what novel would you like to see written? what story idea would have a good chance of getting made into a movie? serious replies only please.

won't happen.

>>2
dont give me that quitter shit. how can i MAKE it happen? what story needs to be told right now? All i need is a guaranteed successful idea to motivate me to write a book and reap its profits. Im determined to get rich and successfull hrough writing a novel and getting a movie made out of it. no way am i giving up and saying "it wont happen" look how ugly Chuck Palahniuk is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Palahniuk and he still made it happen with fight club, hell if he can do it with a face like that i can do it!

write about an retarded arien ninja who lives in a village and tries to be succsessfull and fails.

>>4
no no no no. i need something timeless yet original that sums up the age we live in.

I thought like 70% of books sold less than 5000 copies.

>>3
serouisly... I did'nt understuding your week english

>>6
wtf, is that true?