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I'm 35 years old and she's 15.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 13:54 ID:9meLz5DJ

I'm 35 years old and she's 15. She is really considered by everyone to be a beautiful, she's actually a model and so was her mom (her mom isn't bad looking either) and her mom is really cool. She lets kids drink over her house (I don't drink) and doesn't even mind when she accidentally walks in on her daughter having sex. She allows boys over anytime.

So me and her been talking a few times a week online for over two months now.  So last week on Tuesday night while I was talking to her one AIM I threw out some bait to see if she'd bite and she did. I asked her what she was doing and she asked me if she could come along with me. I said "I was just going to McDonalds to get some breakfast, I don't know if my friend will come so if you want you can come." So then the next morning on Wednesday we met up and left. We walked to Burger King, got some breakfast and she was like "I'm not going back to school, I can't go in late for second block. I just won't go today"  I was like "where you going?" and she was like "Back to my house" and I was like "Can I come" and she said yes. So we walked to her house and we stayed there for 3 hours. I just chilled and didn't make any moves because it didn't seem like she was open to it. She did have a boyfriend at the time. We got back to school for the beginning of 4th block. Then later that day at night she called me at around 1:30 crying because her boyfriend and her got in an argument about something, we stayed on the phone until 2:30 and I was like "I have to go to sleep, I'll talk to you tomorrow". But during that conversation this happened.

Me: You need to break up with your boyfriend, he's not making you happy.
Her: But I won't be able to find anybody else.
Me: Yes you would, you'd have no trouble finding someone
Her: Like who? Nobody would go out with me
Me: I bet you I could find someone to go out with you
Her: Like who? Nobody would
Me: I would if I got to know you better. I like your personality
Her: But your one in a million
I called her around 2 PM and asked if she wanted to hang out, so I went over her house and we hung out until 9. This time I got a little more intimate with her. I gave her a few hugs when she started crying about her boyfriend. Then later I was holding her while she was on the couch watching TV. Then we went to sleep from 4 PM and we woke up at 7 PM (we both were tired because of the previous nights phone conversation), I was holding her the whole time. Before we fell asleep I tried to kiss her but she slightly laughed and pulled away and said "I have a boyfriend I can't" and later I tried to slowly slide my hands down her pants. She let me go down some distance but before I got to her * to finger her she said "No I have a boyfriend and he'll find out, he always does. You can tomorrow if he doesn't come over". I stayed at her house until 9 and didn't talk to her that night on the phone. I never called her the next day because I knew he went over her house.
So next time I hang out with her how should I handle it. What should I go for and what shouldn't I go for?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 14:23 ID:YncsUDCp

She probably has herpes based upon your description, and an abortion veteran.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 14:46 ID:+MmhWjYg

kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 20:30 ID:fPB281MF

"Tonight, on dateline..."

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 20:52 ID:JvnpWDya

>>3
Yeah, I agree with anon.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 0:03 ID:Pv425cpM

S

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 0:27 ID:mOB62Kfy

hmm, get more copypasta i wanna finish reading

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 8:27 ID:mJiyZ0GZ

>>5
Yeah, I endorse this agreement.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 8:40 ID:6A71mh1J

>>4

LMAO

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 17:28 ID:M1sHQRmM

>>1
Get a fuckin reality check loser. She's 15, and according to you, a fucking model. What would she would want from a guy two times her age who is absolutely tactless. Your "game" is fucking ridiculous as you can't even seduce a 15 YEAR OLD! That's fucking pathetic as girls usually like older guys because of all their material possessions and experience, but seeing as you can't even interest her with that you must be a real fucking loser. I mean come on man, you eat fuckin McDonalds for breakfast man. That shit is fucking disgusting, greasy and full of empty calories!

Do yourself a favor and avoid the future embarrassing conversation of her having to tell you she's not interested and to leave you alone before she calls the cops by just shutting her out completely all together. Its obvious shes ignoring your advances because she doesn't have the heart to tell you to leave her the fuck alone. She just wants someone to talk to and you take that as an invitation to try out your "moves". Here's the best move right now: Leave her the fuck alone!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 18:09 ID:99UvpH0C

Hahaa i found that funny as fuck, I thought you were joking you sick fucking awesome cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 18:23 ID:mV/PW5A5

dude try to suicide.. maybe that's the answer

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 18:53 ID:picZZsDo

LOL she and her mother sound like such whores. You are def. a liarrr no way could a model be so dumb...wait...

Well anyways shes a flake and youre pathetic, fuck her. literally fuck her and use her and make her think you love her hahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 19:08 ID:y+ag4K07

>>1

Fuck her mother, ask if she has a daughter, if the mother is up for it, fuck them both.

but seriously what the fuck is a 35 year old doing chatting up a 15 year old lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 20:34 ID:8akQSixQ

I'm amused.
POST MOAR.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 20:54 ID:q28Qit33

Do a Chris benoit,
ZOMG LOZLLL

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 0:08 ID:8qrRfRuf

hey fuckhead. Become AN HERO.

Huh, can't you get with older woman you pathetic loser..
Stop trying to be like me, I'm 59 and dating a 10 year old, BEAT THAT BITCH!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 0:14 ID:GXn0Cyqi

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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 8:38 ID:HVDLkihm

Remind me of Nabokov's Lolita. Go marry her mum then kill her before kidnapping the kid o/. Then move to utah or somehwhere

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 9:10 ID:ZWZb1LKN

Here's a great  idea.
Find someone who's NOT a minor.
Cause jail sucks.
You get bum-bumped in there

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 10:32 ID:pVs74jAU

Hi, my name's Chris Hansen.

Name: Thrax 2007-06-28 14:01 ID:RWShTAvv

Get with her mum!!!!!!!!!

Name: Thrax 2007-06-28 14:02 ID:BCgqImlr

I mean father!!!!!!

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