I was shooping some whoop one day and then this lady walked in so I killed her with my penis and that scared me so I went home. Then the next day a black guy walked up to me so I raped him with my huge anus and became a negro. Then my mother found the broccolis and called me a nigger. So farted in her face and she said said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air". I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass if this's what the people of Bel-Air livin' like, hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licenseplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell you later!" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air