Observe:
I was sitting in my room when suddenly, I had a very nice thought(1).
I was thinking about a cute little girl, running her fingers through(2) my pubes. All of a sudden, I noticed that there is, infect, a young little girl around the age of 5, in my sweaty stinky lap!
Though(3) I was always afraid of getting arrested, I felt as if I can't control myself. I grabbed her, and roughly(4) inserted my erect Charmander into her princess Leia. I plough(5) her for 5 hours until finally she released a final cough(6) and passed away.
I hiccoughed(7) and went back to sleep.