Go out and play, kids!

It's summer

Go out and enjoy the sun

score some chicks

and take a vacation from your computers

please?

I am to shy around girls. I can't do it, really I just can't.
And the sun? What good is it if I have no friends? No one to enjoy it with?
Screw the sun. Screw you.
I'll stay here and fap to hentai.